"I need pants in a 44 waist."

"You need something in lace?"

THAT IS NOT A MAN, AND IT PISSES ME OFF EVERY TIME. "Excuse me, sir?" No, it's fucking not a man.

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Yeah that commercial needs to be stabbed, bound and gagged, rolled up in an area rug, and dumped on the side of I57 near Cairo!

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Let's do it for Johnny!

Fuck your Neutral Milk Hotel sounding commercial. Dreadful.

It's a commercial for Destination XL, and it's not funny at all.

Fucking hate this commercial. Came to bitch about it. I cannot wait until whatever event they're advertising takes place. That shit is brutal.


And, yeah, the pants commercial is irritating beyond belief.

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The landowner effectively owns part shares in millions of part-time slaves called, "taxpayers." -Roy L
A Personal Relationship with Jesus?

Hello, Chicago.

Really starting to dislike Rocco Mediate.

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I like the version where there's a 3 second pause between Hello Chicago and him stating his name. Nice editing.

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I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. - Bill Hicks

Let's do it for Johnny!

What is with the pizza companies and their stupid fucking CEOs/owners having to be the center of every commercial? That douchebag from Dominoes makes a commercial of himself going into a place to make pizza. So I want to buy pizza because this guy is rolling dough for 5 minutes? Fuck you, stay away from my pizza, asshole. And Papa John is all over the god damn place. Are these commercials supposed to endear us to these companies because these gentleman have such lovely, charming personalities? I don't understand the purpose. And if that is the purpose, it's stupid, because they're both annoying dickbags.

The latest shitty McDonalds commercial where the dad has to bribe his kid with a 49 cent cone to mow the lawn. Get out there and cut the grass you little fuck!! That's what kids are for.

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I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. - Bill Hicks

Let's do it for Johnny!

The car commercial with that Figgs song using the dreadful French accent.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Matthew, Tulsi, and Don

Anyone of those CDH commercials can fuck off and die too. Especially the one with the Frenchy who wants to confront cadance health. Go to hell fast!

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I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. - Bill Hicks

Let's do it for Johnny!

Those commercials are getting on my nerves too.

BUSINESS...is what these cervezas get down to from the very. first. drop.

I realize I'm not the target demographic, but come the fuck on.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

I fucking hate those Discover ads with the CSR and the cardholder are the same people....

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Just chillin' like Garret Quillin.

That's pretty definitely a Spanish accent, but it is indeed annoying.

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The landowner effectively owns part shares in millions of part-time slaves called, "taxpayers." -Roy L
A Personal Relationship with Jesus?

I sit corrected. But yeah, it's annoying in any dialect.

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I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. - Bill Hicks

Let's do it for Johnny!

The Miller Lite commercial with the English soccer player just saying "Hello luv" and getting women to drop their panties for his little group. So annoying...

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For the love of all that is holy in this world, please please kill the Progressive ad combining rock, rap and the most annoying femail voice ever.

Gonna have to disagree with you there. That award goes to the raspy-voiced Caller Bob who asks us "Looking for new car insurance?" She's in a handful of ads, and I literally rip the headphone from my ear and slam it on my desk when I hear her. Add Lily to that list, too. It's a new ad. Not even sure what it's peddling, but her voice makes my skin crawl as well.

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Well my remote control just told me it would like to give me a blowjob.......but it can't...................it.doesnt.have.a.mouth.

FUCK OFF AND DIE GEICO!!!! You are the kings of shitty commercials for shitty insurance!!!

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I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. - Bill Hicks

Let's do it for Johnny!

Seriously, fuck that bitch. Why the fuck would someone consciously pick her to do a radio read? It makes no sense. Her voice is just insufferable. And she's doing a read for some commercial or another in basically every break now.

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The landowner effectively owns part shares in millions of part-time slaves called, "taxpayers." -Roy L
A Personal Relationship with Jesus?

Has anyone mentioned the Wendy's commercials with the redhead chick? She's kinda cute, but annoying. Don't like those commercials.

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Yeah. There's a brand new Wendy's within walking distance of my house.

That whole thing is just embarrassing. Who the fuck has friends named Dylan and Tommy? And what the fuck kind of people nod their heads approvingly at douchebags in beanies ordering beer?

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What does that have to do with the commercial, SHARK?

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Fuck you pal, my name is Tommy Dylan.

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The Lexus ad with the annoying song where the guy sounds like Nash Kato or Mark Knopfler singing in French.

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Just chillin' like Garret Quillin.

Nothing really, but "That's better."

This one is definitely on my radar, very annoying. Took me about 10 times but I finally actually watched the
commercial and it turns out the guy picks up a chick, they go on a date and have a good time. She invites
him up and they spend the night together, only to find out they were married as their kids wake them up
and pile on top of them in bed.

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