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I trust your thoughts on all topics.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Thank you, Cairo. Due to your kindness, I will agree not to write any innuendo regarding Dan Bernstein for the rest of the day.

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At least we've finally removed Lebron's asterisk. They played a full 82 game schedule this year.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

No problem. The innuendo is fine as long as it's kept to the Bernstein Hatred Section.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

I don't remember you writing this.

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Yup. He only needs 6 more to pass Pippen.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

2 more to pass Luc Longley.

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Top Eastern Conference rival is hindered by a blown out knee.
Top Western Conference rival is hindered by a blown out knee.

Asterisk fully in place.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Oh, we'll just see about that

Congrats to the Heat for winning their first whole championship.

Wade = 2.5

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I'm just waiting for a championship we can attribute to Lebron.

Dwade = 1
Shane Battier = 1
Lebron = 0

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

Bosh, Miller, Allen and Haslem didn't score. Shane Battier killed the Spurs with 6-8 on 3-pointers. That pretty much wins the game for them with 6 additional made shots and 18 points.

The Spurs hung in there, but Parker is not 100 percent and his game showed that. Duncan just didn't have enough at the end to finish. Ginobili played a solid game, but he had critical turnovers down the stretch. Splitter gave the Spurs very little in this series. Danny Green and Gary Neal gave the Spurs a lift in the early games, but 10 points on 3-19 from the field is not going to get it done in game 7 on the road. Green struggled in this final game because he was forced to handle the ball. Kawhi Leonard actually played some of the best basketball considering he lost the championship for them in the previous game with a missed free throw. Overall, the Spurs could and should have won this series. But most of the time when you fail to finish your opponent off they come back and beat you.

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To the Jews who had believed him, Jesus said, “If you hold to my teaching, you are really my disciples. Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.”

the fact that Bosh didn't score at all is mind-blowing

Do they Heat keep the majority of this team together for next year? There was a lot of talk if they lost in the finals they would look to trade Bosh. Is that still a possibility

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

I would think so.

The Miami Heat aren't getting any younger and Bosh isn't getting any more effective.

I would imagine they will do a slight re-tooling over the next year or so.

If it's the same team but a year older.......eeeeek!

Rashard Lewis for comeback POY......

Despite the well-known holes in his game, I think Bosh can be an attractive asset to trade. He's still only 28, and he's averaged around 17 and 9 in Miami on 150-200 less shots per season than he was getting in Toronto. He can easily get back to something like 22 and 10 on a team where he gets more shots as a second or first option rather than a distant third.

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

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Pau Gasol for Chris Bosh

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

I think the only problem with that is the Heat might get better with Gasol, but they also get older. They're already old as it is with Wade, Battier, and Allen occupying crucial roles.

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

Here's some Miami Heat for you

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1926-1931-1934-1942-1944-1946-1964-1967-1982-2006-2011

I gotta be honest. I don't even understand the context in which that single frame could have been misconstrued. They are real life 2 x 2's.

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This is how real men show affection...

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Shit just got real. Where's Pittmike to make this even more awkward?

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