Hopefully he avoids all the beaches in Chicago. My guess is that the women are wearing even less clothes!

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Sounds like something a fat chick or a would say

Sorta surprised that Dan "Selective Defender of Women When it Suits His Purpose" Bernstein would let him get away with using language like that.

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Now bernsie wants them to do away with the playoff beard tradition.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

No one thinks the playoff beard increases their chances of winning anything. It's about camaraderie and team bonding you miserable fucking curmudgeon. Done with this today.

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Team Cutler.

I've got to tell you, as I was walking around the loop this morning I was thinking the same thing as drinky. There were a lot of girls wearing clothes I would never let my daughter wear. Then I followed up with a thought to myself "you testosterone filled god of a man, you don't have to worry about that shit because good dolphin sperm only produces male heirs, unlike these other poor saps who whip up a batch of the weak sauce for the unsatisfied women who are tricked into spreading their legs for them."

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

There is a big difference between thinking you wouldn't want your daughter wearing something like that and thinking that the girls are sluts who will get pregnant tonight and be destined to raise a child without a father.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Bernstein is such a miserable fuck. Now he uses his meatball voice to claim fans think playoff beards make teams better. He calls the tradition stupid. No Dan, no one actually believes the beards give them superpowers. It's just something hockey players do. They don't give a fuck what you think. Shut the fuck up. Better yet, don't talk hockey anymore. You're such a condescending asshole. Let others be happy and you can go back to your home and be a miserable piece of shit with no real sense of joy. Let loose you fuck. It's amazing how I've turned on you in the last few weeks. This will be the third consecutive day I switch to the mothership. Boers save us.

Matt you idiot. It's not the playoff beard only. This has been a culmination of Bernsteing being a life and joy sucking asshole for the last week. That's what it's about.

They have your cell # and they are giving it to people.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

I really believe that I am chasing away evil spirits from attaching to me for the coming year when I blow off firecrackers on New Year's Eve.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Looking ahead to the 2033 parade my worst vision was of my twin girls, sitting on a couple of brosephs shoulders, wearing daisy dukes and half shirts shouting 'WOOO HAWKS!!!' and drinking vodka out of water bottles. It was such a terrible visual that I shuddered and wanted to vomit all over myself.

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Raise them to be fat.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Boers can't and wont save you, like Mac he lacks the thirst for battle and the will to fight.

Anyways, sounds like a great show!

10 steps ahead of you. I'm gonna be rubbing fried chicken on their faces while they sleep to ensure terrible acne and also get them craving fried chicken for breakfast. Then when they cry about the poor skin and obesity I push them into the convent. Everyone wins.

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Good plan.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Yeah, I lasted about 5 minutes today. I turn it on and they are bitching and moaning about the parade and making fun of people who like it. Who enjoys listening to that kind of shit all the time?

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I told you children suck, but you didn't listen.

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You can't see me because of internet.

The landowner effectively owns part shares in millions of part-time slaves called, "taxpayers." -Roy L
A Personal Relationship with Jesus?

Keep on hating KS.... You are a slave to twitter and I pity you.

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They both have faces for radio.

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Silvy has a voice for magazines.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Fat fucking chance. Dan's a pure-D misogynist.

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

That was funny, Chus.

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He also said or at least alluded to that they all don't do it. Yes they do Dan. All hockey teams do the beard moron.

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Elections have consequences.

This show reminds me of my marriage. It has been bad for quite some time and Bernsie keeps shitty on everything I like. Just to be cold, manipulative and on and on. Same as the old lady.

What the fuck is wrong with me?

Hot girlfriend that wants to sex every day and loves me to death but I stay? I'm a mess and need an intervention.

To get rid of B&B I am keeping the gf.

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Elections have consequences.

Its called Jewish guilt.

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

You forgot the old veterans that the Hawks toss out there to stand idly by when the song is sung. They enable the jingoism at Hawks games.

Must have been some at the rally that Dan could have told-off to make it at least a mildly rewarding experience.

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"Mattress technology has come a long way"

- Dan Bernstein, 2016