I made my morning coffee a few minutes ago, and I just noticed the office is out of Sugar, so I had to throw in some Equal. WTF is this garbage? How could anyone use this shit? Bad.

Sugar substitute my ass!

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Any of that sugar substitute shit is far much worse for you than the real thing.

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I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. - Bill Hicks

Let's do it for Johnny!

Sugar in coffee is for chicks.

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Elections have consequences.

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These fuckers in AA meetings are ridiculous. 10 sugars and half a bottle of creamer per cup! Just eat a fucking candy bar!!!!

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I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. - Bill Hicks

Let's do it for Johnny!

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Elections have consequences.

I usually go very light on the cream or sugar. I barely put any Equal in, and I taste it way more than actual sugar.

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Hazelnut is dogshit.

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When I was a kid I made the mistake of pouring one of those Sweet n' Low sugar packets into my mouth expecting a nice pre-dinner desert at TGI Fridays.

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I recall waiting in an insurance office on Milwaukee Ave in about 1975, when I was about 4, while my parents were doing their insurance thing. I was familiar with sugar packets, those tasted pretty good. But what was in this beautiful pink packet? Must be pretty good, no? Why not give it a little try?


AAAAACKKKKK!!!! I'm DYING!! I'VE BEEN POISONED! HELP!!

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

I like it black. No other way.

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black is fine if its good quality, but you can't drink that shit in the auto mechanic waiting room straight up....
but regardless, sweetener of any kind in coffee is gross
just a bit of cream, that's all

We are talking about coffee? My bad.

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Same with me.

Black, that's it and that's all.

6 sugars and 4 creams. It's like dessert with free refills.

I like my coffee like I like my women...not at all.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

and another piece of the puzzle is revealed...

Why does it matter how somebody else takes their coffee?

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Because you have to eat the right things, drink the right things the right way, and listen to the right things in order to be in the cool club.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

If we let people put sugar in their coffee, how long until they're putting cocaine in there? What about heroin?

Sugar is a slippery slope.

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These are the same idiots that yell at people who use ketchup on a steak. I wouldn't do that, but to each their own. It isn't my food/drink so do whatever you want.

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leads directly to...

You may trick the other people here, but I can see this is simply a way to bash gay marriage.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Societies throughout history that have tried to change how we eat and drink things have always failed.

Fact.

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I have a big problem with these fuckers who set up camp at the creamer/sweetener station and turn it into a big production. Move along already!

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

I bet Elmhurst Steve puts Separate but Equal in his coffee...

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

Why do you care what bigfan says about the sox?
B/c it's fun to complain about shit.

I put a splenda packet in my coffee because our office coffee tastes like metal. I only drink it black if I pay for it somewhere that makes good coffee.

Saying this is as blasphemous as ketchup on a steak isn't comparable. Not at all. Ketchup on steak should result in being barred from the establishment.

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I doubt that he even drinks coffee. Milk all the way.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

I'm not sure why (perhaps the painkiller is kicking in with the garage time) but that made me

3 Sweet & Lows and milk/half & half/creamer (HAS to be a liquid....DON'T GO THERE!)


I'M NOT KIDDING!

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