Fuck you. Use a debit card and grab the receipt. Problem solved.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

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To the Jews who had believed him, Jesus said, “If you hold to my teaching, you are really my disciples. Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.”

If they have the check. In hand, signed n only need to fill in the amount..same amount of time as debit-credit.

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Probaly less. I get behind Debit Card Douchebags all the time who get declined.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

If stores still accept them, what's the problem?

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-- source

why do you hate poor people?

Did you go Boyd on them?

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Right, but I almost never see that. Some old guy just held up the express line at Mariano's for like 5 minutes to write a check for some strawberries and a quart of milk. That sort of defeats the purpose of the express line.

JORR, at least be satisfied knowing I made those motherfuckers ring up my shit even though there was a self checkout lane open(although I didn't actually notice it until after I was about to check out).

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

The problem is someone inconvenienced me and I'm bitching about it for no good reason at all. I guess we actually already have a thread for this kind of stuff.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

In college, I once paid for my $5 keg cup with a check. I gave the party host a nickel, and wrote the check for $4.95. In the memo wrote "for being a good boyfriend"

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Possibly. If only there were a place for you to complain about something that no one cares about.

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At the very least have the checkbook out and dont act surprised when the checker gives you a total.

And feel free to balance your checkbook on your own time!

I think we can all stereotype this customer.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Write the check. But for the love of christ don't balance your fucking checkbook while writing the check.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

This reminds me of something.

When I was stuck in that miserable hell hole known as Iowa last week, the bar we were hanging out in accepted checks.

I shit you not.

Had my phone not been dead, I would have taken a picture.

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