Almost 3,000 posts and I thought you could come up with something a little more clever than this ya Pud.

I'am the #1 guy here and there is no debate. This place hardley has a heartbeat without me on it. My threads has the most fodder and hits and I bring a swagger like no other. Be a leader and not a follower here Midge and maybe someone will give a fuck what you post here.

I've known the guy for 17 years and mess with him all the time and if he doesn't have a problem with it why should you? If you think for one second that either of us stay up at night worring about what you think ... Then I have a spot for you in the Douchebag thread.

Another tough guy on a KEYBOARD who would shit himself in the real world.[/quote]

I'm a little confused as to why you're so angry here, Stu. I thought you relished the idea of playing a douchebag on the internet. That's your act, no? I'm just playing along with it. Isn't that what your screen name, along with many of your posts (like the one above) suggest? Why else would you constantly be bragging about yourself--about how you're the best poster, the best debater, the best provider of fodder, and a hell of a grappler to boot? You're not actually serious about all that stuff, are you? I would have to guess that you're not since you realize that portraying Slapshot Ed as a braggart will make him look like a jerk. So why would you think bragging about yourself would have a different effect? Don't get me wrong, though--I find you an amusing figure, just not one who's supposed to be taken seriously. Carry on.

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It's Monday! Let the games begin!

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

This is a tough call for me; torn between my love of all things hockey and my love of all things wise-ass. There will definitely need to be some soul-searching.

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http://www.TheCommittedIndian.com/

That's your act, no? I'm just playing along with it.


Midge ..... This is why I'm the goods here. I got your panties in a bunch and got you wondering why I snapped at you. I've posted 100 times before that I can get into your heads and I do. I've never once meant any malice here and I'm not about to start with you Midge. I like you and think your a top notch poster here. The guys I have a problem with are puppets anyway and I don't waste my time.

Thanks for playing along.

Again , I play with people and mess around and Eddie will attest to that. He pulled an all-timer on me in Can -Cun a few years back and I promised I'd get him back anytime I could and I will never let up on him. So don't take what I do to heart as if I'm outing someone it's not personal, it's just business. :

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"NEED a friend...Buy a dog"..

Awww everybody hug now....

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SideshowBob311: "Sadly enough, I think we're the "intelligent" portion of the sports radio fanbase".
"I make fun of whoever sucks, including me"- Harry 11/30/07

What did he do?

He bought Stu a hooker who just happened to have a penis. Funny thing is, Stu didn't know until Ed told him days later.

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Well there had to be one in the room.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

This asswipe and others that were there were in on this but it went a little further than it was supposed to.

Ed had the front desk call my room at 5:30 am with my ex-wife with me and my 2 kids to say that a pipe had broke the floor above and they needed workers to come into the room and go into the ceiling and that they were sorry and they would put us in a $800 a night suite for putting us out and changing rooms. I was to pack up my stuff and leave the bags by the counter and they would pick up breakfast at the coffe shop in the hotel and our room would be ready about 3:00 so just lay by the pool and they'll come and get us later on . So we pack up the stuff and tired as all hell and bring the bags down about 6:30 and we leave them near the sky cap but by the counter were they pick up the bags.

So , we got to breakfast we eat and I leave a 4 dollar tip as I figured it was taken care of and walk out. Cool , we go and change in a friends room and go down to the pool and hang out and it gets later in the day and "NO" ONE has come to me about the room . So I go to the front desk to ask about my room and the shift change has taken place so no body knows what the hell I'm talking about and I'm starting to get really pissed off and I tell the story about the phone call and the pipe that bursted.. All blank stares at me and they start to talk Spanish and at that point I knew I was fucked. I throw a fit of all fits at these people and they bring out the American who works there to try and calm me down . I explain what happen and he tells me there has been no broken pipe and that I might be part of a bad joke.. I come out of the lobby and our whole group of about 20 are laughing their asses off at me and I went nuts. SO it gets better , so after all the laughs at my expense I go to get my luggage at it's missing.... During this great joke the bell-hops put our luggage on a bus to the airport , not knowing this great prank do not include my bags going missing for 2 days. We had United tags on our bags they sat there untill we figured that was what happened.

To top it off the next morning I was spotted in the coffee shop and was asked to pay the bill from the day before as I must of forgot to pay my bill.

This is why Mr. Slappy gets abused by me not only here but where ever we go. I have to top that !!

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"NEED a friend...Buy a dog"..

i would have ended the friendship right there.
when people fuck with me like that....
sorry. one time only.
good bye.

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Stu--did you go diving in any cenotes when you were in Cancun? Freakin' amazing....

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Personally I liked my transvestite hooker story better.

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

That's an awesome story especially because it didn't happen to me

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SideshowBob311: "Sadly enough, I think we're the "intelligent" portion of the sports radio fanbase".
"I make fun of whoever sucks, including me"- Harry 11/30/07

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Why is my voting thread the only one that breaks down into discussion of transvestite prostitutes?

What do you guys know exactly?