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Urlacher's missing neck

Post subject: Re: Money in the Bank 2013 - the thread

Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 8:44 pm

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

Urlacher's missing neck wrote:

They need to change up ADR's character. Have him go broke somehow and become a common worker. Team him up with Cody who will be devastated from Sandow leaving him anyways....have them be maintenance men.

Put him in yellow polka dots.

That would be glorious. Too bad the common man is too far gone to manage them.

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Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 8:48 pm

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

Urlacher's missing neck wrote:

Put him in yellow polka dots.

If you wee-illlllllllllll...

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Money in the Bank 2013 - the thread

Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 8:49 pm

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donspiracy wrote:

Terry's Peeps wrote:

Urlacher's missing neck wrote:

Put him in yellow polka dots.

If you wee-illlllllllllll...

And they could bring back Karma in the Sapphire role.

It's perfect.

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Bob Loblaw

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Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 8:49 pm

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legit 8.5 hours of pregame at the Kilt with Drop In left me with only one thought on my end for the ppv...

BROCK SMASH

I want to see Lesnar's music hit during the ladder match and he comes out and Brock Smash. Thinking Punk is clinging to the ladder and Brock F5's the ladder with punk on it or just picks up the ladder with Punk on it and throws them out of the ring. Brock wins. Heyman with the briefcase for a year. Prolongs Punk/Paul E/ Brock storyline. Everybody wins.

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I'm picturing a 12 year old Bob Loblaw bitching out a Randy Savage Wrestling Buddy for botching his finisher. Also envisioning Bob Loblaw getting bitched at for lighting the living room table on fire for said finisher.

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Urlacher's missing neck

Post subject: Re: Money in the Bank 2013 - the thread

Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 8:52 pm

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Its Hot Body vs Mark Henry time.

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donspiracy

Post subject: Re: Money in the Bank 2013 - the thread

Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 8:53 pm

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I think Cena just pooped his khaki jorts.

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donspiracy

Post subject: Re: Money in the Bank 2013 - the thread

Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 8:54 pm

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What is going on?? They are chanting, "This is awful"

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donspiracy

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Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 9:08 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

Hasn't Cena at times had 2 men on his back? One of them being Big Show. Am I mis-remembering that?

Too many garage visits.

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donspiracy

Post subject: Re: Money in the Bank 2013 - the thread

Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 9:10 pm

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That was a great match. Lots of false finishes. Don't like Henry losing though.

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Urlacher's missing neck

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Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 9:12 pm

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Cena wins and yet no one is happy aside from his 12 year old fanbase.

The Wyatts need to kidnap Cena and take him to their cabin. He can then be off for 6 months but still be in the storylines with weird and cryptic cabin shots. He will return a changed man with hair and a beard and without his sanity.

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Drop In

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Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 9:13 pm

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CrankyVince wrote:

IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO PAY ATTENTION. I KNEW WHEN BACKLUND WAS DONE. I KNEW WHEN HOGAN WAS DONE. CENA IS THE FUTURE. SUGGESTING HE "TALK" TO SABLE WHILE BROCK IS BUSY. HA HA. FUCK YOU.

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I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

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Drop In

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Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 9:15 pm

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CrankyVince wrote:

I REMEMBER WHEN I TOLD MY DAD CENA WOULD BE THE NEXT BIG THING. HE FLIPPED HIS QUARTERS AND ROLLED HIS EYES. WELL, HERE I AM. I LOVE YOU DAD.

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Post subject: Re: Money in the Bank 2013 - the thread

Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 9:16 pm

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Yes!! Will Work For Weed is back!!

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Urlacher's missing neck

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Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 9:18 pm

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1993 wants its haircut back RVD.

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Urlacher's missing neck

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Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 9:20 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

HOLY SHIT! Look how over Bryan is!

Look how opposite the reaction is for Sheamus.

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sinicalypse

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Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 9:21 pm

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my NO JOB BOB chants are in full effect for RvD. they better have a surprise entrant for this MITB match cuz like..... shit. just do it.... this is one of the default ppvs where you can have a surprise, otherwise it's just lazy booking to be like "ok kane wasn't gonna win anyways so we're not gonna bother replacing him"

was this the biggest NO JOB BOB (RVD) pop ever, or do you lot think that in your house 2006 was bigger?

Edit:Almost forgot......

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Drop In

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Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 9:22 pm

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CrankyVince wrote:

AT GORILLA, ORTON ASKING ME WHY HE'S NOT GOING OVER. LOOK TATTOO, A REAL MAN DOESN'T DIVORCE. HE SEXUALLY HARASSES, GRINDS, AND FUNDS SENATE CAMPAIGNS. THIS FUCKING GUY. HMPF.

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Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 9:27 pm

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CrankyVince wrote:

THANK YOU PHILADELPHIA. YOU GIVE ME YOUR SOUL, I'LL TREAT YOU LIKE I WOULD TREAT A LAWYER WITH AIDS. YOU WANT TO CHEER FOR RVD? I WILL GIVE YOU AS MUCH SHEAMUS AS YOU CAN FIT IN YOUR ANUS. DON'T LIKE IT? CALL MY ATTORNEY.

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Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 9:31 pm

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CrankyVince wrote:

LISTEN, CRYBABIES. THIS IS THE WAY I WANT IT, AND THIS IS THE WAY IT'S GOING TO BE. IF YOU WANT MORE, DOWNLOAD AN APP, WATCH CENA'S WOMEN ON E!tm, AND RANT IN YOUR GARAGE WITH YOUR 1968 SMOKE. CHRIST, DO I HAVE TO SPELL THIS OUT FOR YOU?

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Sheamus needs some more time as the focus of the match. The crowd really loves seeing him work.

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Drop In

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Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 9:36 pm

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CrankyVince wrote:

LOVE HOW OVER SHEAMUS IS TONIGHT. IF IT KEEPS WORKING THIS WAY, WHY WOULDN'T BO DALLAS BE HERE? WHAT ARE WE DOING IF BO DALLAS ISN'T HERE? KIDMAN NON-RESPONSIVE, DANGLING MY "BO DALLAS" IN HIS DIRECTION. EXCITABLE WOOD.

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Urlacher's missing neck

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Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 9:38 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

I think Bob is right. That Brock deal might happen at the end. There's a reason this match is closing the show.

And they're not even talking about who the replacement guy is. How lame. I'm gonna freak tomorrow night.

I Like it so it probably won't happen.

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sinicalypse

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Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 9:38 pm

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oh, and any of these big-show-featuring panels b4 a ppv are to be referred to as "the job squad." don't do yourself a disservice by calling them anything else.

oh shit, seriously.... we're at risk of them not trotting out a surprise entrant for this? SURPRISE ME NOW!

or i guess have him run in mid-match.... but something. bell rings... wtf?!?!

EDIT: MY ORIGINAL POST DIDN'T GO THRU CUZ YOU LOT TALK TO MUCH.

EDIT Edit:Almost forgot
FUCK YOU KEEPING SCORE

EDIT Edit EDIT: I needed to see Sheamus' ass tonight. My night is officially complete. Now alls I gotta do is offer Keeping Score a chance to sleep with my girl and I think I'm ready to return to the source and reboot the matrix.

BTW, what would be worse.... Sheamus winning, or Ortman winning?

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Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 9:42 pm

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CrankyVince wrote:

THIS? THIS IS HOW YOU THINK THINGS ARE GOING TO HAPPEN? LOOK, I CAN FUCK MY DAUGHTER TOOtm. THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE RIGHT.

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sinicalypse

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Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 9:42 pm

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so who the fuck wins this? Everyone and their mom thinks it's Daniel Bryan.... CM Punk is prolly gonna get screwed out of it by BORK to set up their summerslam match.... it's obvious that Kane wasn't gonna win it since they didn't even bother to replace him, which leads to the obvious question: since it's NO DQ, can someone else show up and storm the ring mid-match and go up and take the briefcase and then win? or at least hold the briefcase til someone takes it from him?

cuz we've yet to have BORK show up and set up the summerslam feud with punk.... and well, i think he's gonna be the surprise unless someone comes out and wins it..... but again, can that even happen?

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Urlacher's missing neck

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Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 9:43 pm

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I want Sheamus to win just to hear silence.

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sinicalypse

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Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 9:44 pm

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jesus christ that was an amazing spot by bryan flying out of the ring.

i have this sinking feeling that ortman's gonna win the match.

5-10 min from BORK coming out to set up the SS feud with punk? or does the surprise entrant come out and win?

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Urlacher's missing neck

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Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 9:45 pm

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Fucking axel??? That is our run in??

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sinicalypse

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axel? wtf we've already had this heyman/punk melodrama.... I NEED MY BORK!

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Fucking axel??? That is our run in??

NO WAY, WE'RE STILL GETTING BORK!

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