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So Dan should let his Jewish son make the sign of the cross? Tough crowd here.


No. Of course not.


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Bernstein's kid did the sign of the cross before taking the field in a baseball game. He didn't know what he was doing.

Daddy Bernstein had to remind his kid that he's Jewish and not to do that again. Bernstein told him that's what dumb ass Catholics do. "Son, that is the stations of the cross. We don't do that. We're Christian hating Je.ws. We mock that sort of thing."

By the way, Dan. It's the sign of the cross. Not the stations of the cross. The stations of the cross was depicted in that comedy, according to you, by Mel Gibson, where Jesus walks to his death with the cross.

Bernstein: Oh. Ok. Sorry. That was a good comedy.

Beardown: :roll:


you really need to stop posting old news, this is the internet not a newspaper.

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
So Dan should let his Jewish son make the sign of the cross? Tough crowd here.


No. Of course not.


Yes he should. There is nothing funnier then a 8 year old kids mocking dumbass religion.

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
So Dan should let his Jewish son make the sign of the cross? Tough crowd here.


No. Of course not.


So he hates Christians and thinks Jesus getting killed was funny because he corrected his son who was ignorant of another group's faith? Or perhaps you are just being your normal stupid ass self and I shouldn't have responded. That's probably more likely.

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
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Hank Scorpio wrote:
So Dan should let his Jewish son make the sign of the cross? Tough crowd here.


No. Of course not.


So he hates Christians and thinks Jesus getting killed was funny because he corrected his son who was ignorant of another group's faith? Or perhaps you are just being your normal stupid ass self and I shouldn't have responded. That's probably more likely.


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satire  
sat·ire [sat-ahyuhr] Show IPA
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1.the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.
2.a literary composition, in verse or prose, in which human folly and vice are held up to scorn, derision, or ridicule.
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Yep, just being typical 'funny' beardown. I should have known, what a brilliant writer...

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Thank God Drinky repeated that awesome joke about Greg Oden... that was absolutely hilarious and couldn't go unnoticed...twice


I almost have to admire Wheezy and Boo Boo's insistentce that they know the Heat will win the title next year


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so bernsies kid does the crossing genuiflect before getting on the field, but dad wont allow it. kid, if youre listening, its perfectly OK if you copy moistness alou its not against your religion to piss on your hands.



For some reason, I bet Bernsie's kid is one of those kids that play the mandatory 2 innings and 1 ab.


They do this now?

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As a 2nd grader playing in a Boys Club league I witnessed several other kids doing the cross thing before free throws. The kids were good, ball go in hoop. Young beni decided this movement was some sort of good luck and took it upon himself to give it a try. My parents happened to be at that game. beni got the talking too after the game. The parental units thought it kind of funny once the reasoning was explained.


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No one cares about Bernsie Kid or stories about said kid :shock:

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dan says running and bike racing don't matter and he has questionable feeling about baseball due to rampant drug use. Does he really not realize his two favorite sports feature more rampant drug use than anything else?

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No one cares about Bernsie Kid or stories about said kid :shock:


I used to like stories about his kid(s) when I used to listen. Still odd to me though the ratio of boy kid vs. girl kid mentions.

Just check out his Twitter pics. The ratio is like 56 to 3.

Why is that surprising? He's a raging misogynist . Is it really shocking that would extend to his own child?

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No one cares about Bernsie Kid or stories about said kid :shock:


I used to like stories about his kid(s) when I used to listen. Still odd to me though the ratio of boy kid vs. girl kid mentions.

Just check out his Twitter pics. The ratio is like 56 to 3.

Why is that surprising? He's a raging misogynist . Is it really shocking that would extend to his own child?


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Dan is a surpassingly awful writer.

No, he is a surpassingly-awful writer.

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Dave In Champaign wrote:
Dan is a surpassingly awful writer.

No, he is a surpassingly-awful writer.


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Whatevs. You two are just supremely-jelly of my "Senior-Columnist"-position. :wink:

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Beardown wrote:
Bernstein's kid did the sign of the cross before taking the field in a baseball game. He didn't know what he was doing.

Daddy Bernstein had to remind his kid that he's Jewish and not to do that again. Bernstein told him that's what dumb ass Catholics do. "Son, that is the stations of the cross. We don't do that. We're Christian hating Je.ws. We mock that sort of thing."

By the way, Dan. It's the sign of the cross. Not the stations of the cross. The stations of the cross was depicted in that comedy, according to you, by Mel Gibson, where Jesus walks to his death with the cross.

Bernstein: Oh. Ok. Sorry. That was a good comedy.

Beardown: :roll:



Has Dan said he is Jewish still? Obviously he was raised that way, but does his family still practice?


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Bernstein's kid did the sign of the cross before taking the field in a baseball game. He didn't know what he was doing.

Daddy Bernstein had to remind his kid that he's Jewish and not to do that again. Bernstein told him that's what dumb ass Catholics do. "Son, that is the stations of the cross. We don't do that. We're Christian hating Je.ws. We mock that sort of thing."

By the way, Dan. It's the sign of the cross. Not the stations of the cross. The stations of the cross was depicted in that comedy, according to you, by Mel Gibson, where Jesus walks to his death with the cross.

Bernstein: Oh. Ok. Sorry. That was a good comedy.

Beardown: :roll:



Has Dan said he is Jewish still? Obviously he was raised that way, but does his family still practice?



He takes the holidays off and maybe goes through things with/for his family/kids but he does not seem to be very actively religious. Of course, just my 2 cents.

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Dan is a surpassingly awful writer.

No, he is a surpassingly-awful writer.


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I thought that at 8 years old that young Jason Bernstein would already be a Talmud scholar. Maybe he aint so smart after all.

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I thought that at 8 years old that young Jason Bernstein would already be a Talmud scholar. Maybe he aint so smart after all.


Maybe he could understand a Don Tiny post...

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Didn't he say both kids know Hebrew and Mandarin?

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dan must be unaware that Rick Hahn is Jewish. He never indicates that Hahn is a REALLY SMART PERSON. And I know dan is a major Sox fan, so that makes him the only Sox fan that absolutely knows no one in the current Sox organization will ever play on a championship team while the Cubs World Series outfield is set: Bryant, Almora, Soler. 2015 baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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He did a week ago, actually; the first time in days I listened. He said that Rick Hahn was too smart for the Sox to be this bad. I don't know if he meant Hahn was smart or Smart, though.

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History is loaded with smart guys who ran bad baseball teams.

dan's views are goofy. You would think he would have learned from his statement that "Juan Uribe will never start for a World Series team". He's done it twice now and may get another one if Kershaw and the boys keep pitching the way they have. He just spouts whatever he reads in Baseball America or on Fangraphs. He has no idea which current White Sox will be on a championship team. He should shut up.

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what did Dan say about Kershaw or the Dodgers?

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what did Dan say about Kershaw or the Dodgers?


Nothing. He was raking a caller by demanding WHO ON THIS WHITE SOX ROSTER WILL BE AROUND WHEN THEY ARE GOOD AGAIN??????? I have no idea. Neither did the caller. And neither does dan. And I guarantee if Kris Bryant comes up and plays like Conor Gillaspie has this year, there will be a completely different spin. He won't be saying Bryant is "no good".

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
dan says running and bike racing don't matter and he has questionable feeling about baseball due to rampant drug use. Does he really not realize his two favorite sports feature more rampant drug use than anything else?

Unless you're talking about marijuana I'm gonna have to disagree with that.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
History is loaded with smart guys who ran bad baseball teams.

dan's views are goofy. You would think he would have learned from his statement that "Juan Uribe will never start for a World Series team". He's done it twice now and may get another one if Kershaw and the boys keep pitching the way they have. He just spouts whatever he reads in Baseball America or on Fangraphs. He has no idea which current White Sox will be on a championship team. He should shut up.

may get another one of what then?

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dan says running and bike racing don't matter and he has questionable feeling about baseball due to rampant drug use. Does he really not realize his two favorite sports feature more rampant drug use than anything else?

Unless you're talking about marijuana I'm gonna have to disagree with that.



Well, you'd be wrong. You absolutely cannot play NFL football (unless you are a kicker- maybe) without being gassed up on something. And the NBA isn't far behind. Rodman touches on it in his latest Sports Illustrated interview. And look, I'm not judging. I'm pretty much a guy who doesn't give a shit what they take. But let's not act as if only baseball players are trying to do whatever they can to stay in the league and get the huge contracts. It's everywhere.

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