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 Post subject: Angry fat guy
PostPosted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 6:33 pm 
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A store clerk was attacked by a man with a baseball bat this morning after being told the store did not carry the size of tank top shirts he requested, police said.

The attack happened between 10:30 and 11 a.m. at a convenience store on the 5500 block of West Belmont Avenue in the Cragin neighborhood, said Chicago Police News Affairs Officer Daniel O'Brien.

The 51-year-old clerk was behind the counter of the store when a man went into the store and asked the clerk if he had triple extra large sized tank top t-shirts, O'Brien said.

After the clerk told the man the store did not carry the item, the man pulled out a baseball bat and began beating the clerk, O'Brien said. After beating the clerk, the man fled with the bat.

Another merchant on the block said she saw the clerk run out after the man fled.

“He went out on the street to cry for help,’’ his body covered in blood, she said.
“It was very unfortunate, very vicious.’’

Not only did the woman, who declined to give her name, see the man armed with a bat running away through an alley, cameras also captured the attack, she said. The business owners in the area are a tight-knit group, she added.

The clerk suffered a cut to his head and was taken to Our Lady of the Resurrection Medical Center, where he was treated and released, police and fire officials said.

The suspect is being described as black, between 23 and 30 years old, between 5 feet 8 inches tall and 6 feet tall and between 200 and 250 pounds. He has brown eyes and black hair and a dark complexion and was last seen wearing a red bandanna and white tank top shirt, O'Brien said.

Anyone with information is asked to call Area North detectives at 312-744-8261, O'Brien said

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 6:36 pm 
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Stu-Gotz is taking this shit too far.


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 Post subject: Re: Angry fat guy
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jimmypasta wrote:
between 5 feet 8 inches tall and 6 feet tall and between 200 and 250 pounds


RPB??

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Hatchetman wrote:
jimmypasta wrote:
between 5 feet 8 inches tall and 6 feet tall and between 200 and 250 pounds


RPB??

RPB is probably 5' 6", 250 lbs.


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 Post subject: Re: Angry fat guy
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Colonel Angus wrote:
Hatchetman wrote:
jimmypasta wrote:
between 5 feet 8 inches tall and 6 feet tall and between 200 and 250 pounds


RPB??

RPB is probably 5' 6", 250 lbs.

Obese.

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 Post subject: Re: Angry fat guy
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spmack wrote:
Colonel Angus wrote:
Hatchetman wrote:
jimmypasta wrote:
between 5 feet 8 inches tall and 6 feet tall and between 200 and 250 pounds


RPB??

RPB is probably 5' 6", 250 lbs.

Obese.


:lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Angry fat guy
PostPosted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 8:08 am 
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5'6" if he is wearing his platform shoes

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 Post subject: Re: Angry fat guy
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Between 200 & 250 pounds, and wears XXXL shirts?

Yikes.

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 Post subject: Re: Angry fat guy
PostPosted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 9:50 am 
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WTF?


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 Post subject: Re: Angry fat guy
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250?


Im 5"6 (5"7 in timberlands) 182 ya fuckin jerks!

And Im usually between 165-172.

SO LAY OFF ME IM STARVING


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It wasnt Candyman. He would need a 5XL

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 Post subject: Re: Angry fat guy
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250?


Im 5"6 (5"7 in timberlands) 182 ya fuckin jerks!

And Im usually between 165-172.

SO LAY OFF ME IM STARVING
Have you considered gastric bypass surgery?

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Have you considered gastric bypass surgery?

Im on a SnackWells and Diet Rite program


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 Post subject: Re: Angry fat guy
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Good thing the shop owner didn't have a gun, otherwise he wouldn't have bled all over and gotten to be in the newspaper .....

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 Post subject: Re: Angry fat guy
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Try eating some fat free frozen yogurt.

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 Post subject: Re: Angry fat guy
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Try eating some fat free frozen yogurt.


Does it taste like this?


Image

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 Post subject: Re: Angry fat guy
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So if Illinois already had C&C laws in force, would you consider it justified, had he shot the bat wielding manatee? I would.

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Manatee's live in Florida and don't have long enough fins to swing a bat, silly!

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 Post subject: Re: Angry fat guy
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rogers park bryan wrote:
250?


Im 5"6 (5"7 in timberlands) 182 ya fuckin jerks!

And Im usually between 165-172.

SO LAY OFF ME IM STARVING

This is where I'm @. I'd like to be about 150, but am having a hard fucking time getting there. Last weigh-in was 171.5.


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I feel that way about the elusive 200.

I was 206.2 this morning (yeah I'm one of those weirdos that check almost every day), and I've gotten down to 199 twice.

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I feel that way about the elusive 200.

I was 206.2 this morning (yeah I'm one of those weirdos that check almost every day), and I've gotten down to 199 twice.

I check every other Saturday. The Saturday before last I was 174, & the one before that I was 171.5.


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