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Hockey Gay

Post subject: Re: How old is too old for a hickey?

Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2013 11:14 pm

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Depends on if it was from a guy or a girl.

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: How old is too old for a hickey?

Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2013 11:14 pm

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That's what she said.

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Post subject: Re: How old is too old for a hickey?

Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2013 11:15 pm

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One of those fat packer fans sucked a little too hard on your neck, eh?

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Post subject: Re: How old is too old for a hickey?

Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2013 11:18 pm

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I'm going to throw out a young 14. If you're 3 months away from 15, it is too late.

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KDdidit

Post subject: Re: How old is too old for a hickey?

Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2013 11:21 pm

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Any age

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MxdCookie

Post subject: Re: How old is too old for a hickey?

Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2013 11:23 pm

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That depends on where it is. If it's visible in regular clothes, any age is too old. If it isn't in a visible spot, I guess 40.

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: How old is too old for a hickey?

Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2013 11:32 pm

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college age and older

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: How old is too old for a hickey?

Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2013 11:35 pm

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Never had one.

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: How old is too old for a hickey?

Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2013 11:39 pm

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Then I guess you are never too old for one.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: How old is too old for a hickey?

Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2013 11:41 pm

I think I am.

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bigfan

Post subject: Re: How old is too old for a hickey?

Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 6:23 am

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Gateway to Vamps!

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: How old is too old for a hickey?

Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 6:55 am

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MxdCookie wrote:

That depends on where it is. If it's visible in regular clothes, any age is too old. If it isn't in a visible spot, I guess 40.

I think if your age no longer ends in "teen", you're too old for one.

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: How old is too old for a hickey?

Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 7:01 am

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

I think I am.

"stamping parties"...psh.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: How old is too old for a hickey?

Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 7:12 am

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Visible ones are never great

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: How old is too old for a hickey?

Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 7:26 am

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: How old is too old for a hickey?

Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 8:43 am

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Hickey's are child's play. It's almost the definition of immature.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: How old is too old for a hickey?

Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 8:45 am

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If there's grass on the field...

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: How old is too old for a hickey?

Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 8:51 am

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Douchebag wrote:

If there's grass on the field...

If this were 2010, I would have created a "When Did Your Grass Start Growing?" thread.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: How old is too old for a hickey?

Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 8:53 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

If there's grass on the field...

If this were 2010, I would have created a "When Did Your Grass Start Growing?" thread.

And I would have created a Corie Blount mult to respond to it.

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I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: How old is too old for a hickey?

Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 8:56 am

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There is no appropriate age. Use some common sense and avoid it altogether.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: How old is too old for a hickey?

Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 9:53 am

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20. They are nothing more than hater marks.

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KDdidit

Post subject: Re: How old is too old for a hickey?

Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 9:54 am

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I'm glad KI is back for the "Too old for hockey" thread.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: How old is too old for a hickey?

Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 9:55 am

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Nas wrote:

20. They are nothing more than hater marks.

True. Even worse is a man giving a woman a hickey. Lame as hell.

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MxdCookie

Post subject: Re: How old is too old for a hickey?

Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 10:03 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Nas wrote:

20. They are nothing more than hater marks.

True. Even worse is a man giving a woman a hickey. Lame as hell.

Oh really... Good to know. Saves me the awkward moment around 2am I almost got into.

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Apologist

Post subject: Re: How old is too old for a hickey?

Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 10:04 am

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My lady still gives me them. :wink:

I'm 41

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: How old is too old for a hickey?

Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 10:06 am

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That's a Cardinals fan for ya...

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: How old is too old for a hickey?

Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 10:11 am