Dan reaffirms his love for Phil Mickelson's resting facial expression as he proves to be the anti-Tiger Woods by winning the British Open. Terry continues to say Phil is kind of a bad guy, but only Dead Spin is willing to go on the record with anonymous sources.

In the 2nd Half Dan explains not only did Mickelson stay with his wife through her bout with cancer, but he also overcame great odds as he learned to play golf left-handed despite being born right handed.

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To the Jews who had believed him, Jesus said, “If you hold to my teaching, you are really my disciples. Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.”

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To the Jews who had believed him, Jesus said, “If you hold to my teaching, you are really my disciples. Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.”

What am I missing where Mickelson. Is some raging douche ? ( by the way raging douche fucking owned Pitchfork this weekend but I digress) . What the fuck has be done to earn this rep?

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

The guy has bitch tits. I'm not a fan.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

He comes off like a prick, so I just go along with the conventional wisdom that he's a jerk.


Ill leave it to those who follow golf well enough to know.

Please, baby jesus, send us your beloved sport, football, to smite all this golf and hockey discussion dominating the airwaves lately. Even you favored servant, Joe Orr, has dipped into tennis conversation during these trying times.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

It is sort of fun once in a while but it's hard to keep your usual rhythm.

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Good on ya figjam...

Nothing. Phil's reputation is that of a good guy. Terry Boers has no clue why he thinks Phil is a bad guy. Phil is the affable & friendly guy who actually talks to fans during a Golf tournament. He's a guy who actually goes off script & has something to say. He's never been in trouble & is a family Man.

Phil is one of the most beloved Athletes in the last 20 years.

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CSFMB 2014 Nascar Pick 'em Champion

We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

Funny that FIGJAM came up. I was listening to Phil talk about his round yesterday and I thought he was going to break his arm patting himself on the back.

I wish I couild be objective but he''s always struck me as a 3 dollar bill.

Yeah, but yesterday was a pretty fuckin good day to pat himself on the back.

If people like Phil Mickelson, it's because he looks like every fucking middle-management asshole you've ever met who golfs a lot and never stops talking about golf. It resonates.

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He has the perspective to see across functional areas.

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You know me like that.

He'd teach Phil Emery a thing or two about synergy, but he already has an appointment.

With his golf game!

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Phil does come off a bit too perfect not to have a skeleton or thirty six in the closet.

But if he has a big closet, good for him.

Still made one of the best NFL bets ever! I think he dropped $100K on the Ravens at 60-1 when they won Lewis's first SB. Dilfer QB era

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“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Voted Best Global Forensic Accountant, 2010: The Economist editorial board.

Those were 2 of the sour grapiest articles I've ever read. Hate the successful , rich guy because well he's successful and rich. Phony is the first thing they fall back on because there's nothing else bad they can say. Is he fucking around on his wife? Berating clubhouse attendants? Kicking sand in the faces of 98 lb weaklings at the beach? Driving by poor areas in his Porsche cackling
and telling people to work harder ? Seems like people are reaching a bit on this one.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

That seems like a pretty crazy bet.

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You know me like that.

Why do people think being phony is bad? I would rather coworkers and strangers be phony to me. I would prefer my family and friends to tell me the truth but even then living in a bubble of phonyness isnt a bad thing to me. You would think the world was great...




Cue Seinfeld references about phony and bubble boy

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Transition was funny as fuck!

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I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. - Bill Hicks

Let's do it for Johnny!

So Abbatacola hates Phil because he loves Tiger Woods, and the media has made Phil the anti-Tiger? Mmmmk...that's fucking normal.

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I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. - Bill Hicks

Let's do it for Johnny!

Matty is petty little dude.... he is probably going to start blocking texters....

The Blackhawks are having training camp at Notre Dame this fall. The Blackhawks literally support covering up rape and literally support sending kids to die in storms.

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That Hawk shit was hilarious! OMFG!!!!!

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I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. - Bill Hicks

Let's do it for Johnny!

Matt is Mr. Golf, apparently.

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He needs something new after the Cubs expert debacle.

any idea about what time? I always enjoy them making fun of hawk

I have actually enjoyed this show today. More goofy humor please.

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