Scorehead wrote:
Hardee's food is absolute garbage & most of them are disgustingly dirty.
no, that's the beauty of hardee's back in the day that was the late 90s/early00s. the food was so good and easy to make that it was employee-proof. once i was heading down to galesburg IL for a 3 day backpacker rap festival du jour (comeon, edan, sage, AND EYEDEA were there. abilities, unless you don't
give a damn like the first track off of the many faces of oliver hart....
welp, it was rock falls, IL, rock island, IL, aka rock [something] IL on the path from chicago to galesburg.... and i shit you not, after ordering my sourdough burger combo with a shake (props to darko for being the only other man of reasonable taste in here) i noticed that i had to give my money to a kid in a dead kennedy's shirt (which i assume is not the standard-issue hardee's uniform) who i could smell from the car *************8
************8 = there's usually a vacuum effect from the car into the window of the drive through, which was most evident @ the taco bell @ meachem/biesterfield in the egv/schaumburg/conant-scum side of 53. that window made it so obvious that you had to load up your car 500% clambake style on the way there just so you had the satisfaction of seeing all of the lingering smoke zip up into their taco bell window and no doubt fire up the employees who themselves aren't beyond another ~45mins til they can go smoke their own. I'M SAYING THAT THE KID IN THE DEAD KENNEDYS SHIRT MANAGED TO TRANSCEND THIS WHOLE PHENOMENON OF THE SUCTION FROM CAR TO LATE NIGHT DRIVE THROUGH SPOT. YES, I COULD SMELL HIM IN MY CAR.
indeed, even tho i smelled the sins of a pudgy quasi-punk looking kid (he reminded me of a guy i know who used to sell lots of decent weed in high school, for example. the one kid who you witnessed get taken away by 3 plainclothes officers @ gunpoint for a chat back during the high school years. yes, i smelled that in the whip..... and at that point the hopes of a quality meal were truly in doubt.
or were they? indeed, hardees used to prove to be employee-proof insomuchas a place that continued to employ a kid in a dead kennedy's shirt for a uniform (he must have been "delivering a message" like all the sports teams out there) gave me a proper drive through experience. it's hard to fuck up that sourdough, but what i've experienced of hardee's in the last ~3 years has taught me that they're well on the path of doing so. or maybe this is a eugenics issue insomuchas that hardees had an indefatigable standard of employee-proof hardware to cook up their shit, but perhaps all that damn flouride in the water has worked out and now we've got an even dumber more visceral great american bovine duracell that can't even aspire to the levels of excellence required needed to operate hardee's equipment (read: none)
either way, i look forward to investigating this zombie hardees popping up in elk grove. all apologies to IMU, it's just that he's about the only person on here i've seen speak about my hometown of elk grove village, and i'll be damned if some hot hatch crew member is gonna be csfmb's "mister elk grove". shomer shabbos!
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