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Douchebag

Post subject: Relative of Yours, Boyd?

Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2013 7:19 am

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Wisconsin Woman Allegedly Holds Men Hostage as Pleasure Slaves

Sex can become a weapon when desperation is involved. A woman from Wasau, Wisc. has been charged with mutiple crimes for allegedly holding two men hostage in a frightening attempt to have sex with them. Is it really that bad out here?

On Monday, Terry L. Boyd reportedly locked her roommate and a second man inside of a room, refusing to let them out until one of them had sex with her. You know both of them were staring at each other, tears in their eyes, wondering who was going to take one for the team. They eventually took to screaming for help, prompting neighbors to call the police.

Boyd, 52, tried to hold the door shut, but police Deboed their way inside and freed the men, who strangely refused to press charges against Boyd. That's intimidation. Boyd was later rushed to the Aspirus Wausau Hospital emergency room saying that she was assaulted by officers, but was arrested for disorderly conduct after a spat with hospital staff.

When she got home, she locked her roommate in his bedroom again. This woman gives no fucks about the law.

The cops made yet another trip to the residence and arrested Boyd once more, charging her with obstructing an officer, jumping bail and false imprisonment. Desperation is not attractive.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Relative of Yours, Boyd?

Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2013 9:36 am

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No relation.

Also, I think this may be the second time something similar to this has happened in Wisconsin. What the fuck is in the water up there?

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Relative of Yours, Boyd?

Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2013 9:41 am

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

No relation.

Also, I think this may be the second time something similar to this has happened in Wisconsin. What the fuck is in the water up there?

At least the 2nd time, good thing I just drink alcohol.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Relative of Yours, Boyd?

Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2013 9:52 am

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Douchebag wrote:

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Boyd, 52, tried to hold the door shut, but police Deboed their way inside and freed the men,

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spmack

Post subject: Re: Relative of Yours, Boyd?

Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2013 10:02 am

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Don Tiny wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

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Boyd, 52, tried to hold the door shut, but police Deboed their way inside and freed the men,

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Relative of Yours, Boyd?

Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2013 10:12 am

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not a chance that woman is under 2 bills

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Relative of Yours, Boyd?

Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2013 10:19 am

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good dolphin wrote:

not a chance that woman is under 2 bills

Correct.

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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: Re: Relative of Yours, Boyd?

Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2013 11:34 am

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Brings new definition to our term of being Boyded.

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: Relative of Yours, Boyd?

Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2013 11:56 am

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

No relation.

Also, I think this may be the second time something similar to this has happened in Wisconsin. What the fuck is in the water up there?

fecal coli form.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Relative of Yours, Boyd?

Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2013 12:38 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

No relation.

Also, I think this may be the second time something similar to this has happened in Wisconsin. What the fuck is in the water up there?

fecal coli form.

Well that makes sense, then.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Relative of Yours, Boyd?

Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2013 12:42 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

2.6

She kinda looks like J.J. Dillon.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Relative of Yours, Boyd?

Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2013 12:43 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

That changes it...7.3

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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: Re: Relative of Yours, Boyd?

Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2013 12:43 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

2.6

If that's seconds in her captivity, that could be trouble.

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bigfan wrote:

I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Relative of Yours, Boyd?

Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2013 1:00 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Keeping Score wrote:

2.6

She kinda looks like J.J. Dillon.

There's something tragically wrong with you .... :lol:

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Drop In

Post subject: Re: Relative of Yours, Boyd?

Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2013 4:13 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Keeping Score wrote:

2.6

She kinda looks like J.J. Dillon.

You won't see that in many dating profiles.

Terry Boyd: Are you a wrestling fan?

Dating Site Guy: Would a dude that doesn't watch pro wrestling be talking to you? Of course.

Terry Boyd: People tell me I look just like JJ Dillion.

Dating Site Guy: :shock:

Eh, why not. Just let me feed the girl chained to my furnace and I'll be right over. What are your thoughts on Matt Abbatacola?

Terry Boyd: Who?

Dating Site Guy: Exactly! :lol:

At least he's not Jewish. You're a keeper. I'll be right over.

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