All the cool guys drive minivans.

Do the kids still use the word cool?

He'll need it for the bodybag he will be laying in after week 1 against the beloved.

He has a hot girlfriend.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Women that young should not be carrying around a lap dog. They're really featuring the GF's in this season's edition.

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They have a nice selection this season. Don't understand women and the little toy dogs.

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What about guys and little toy dogs? We have two, and I love those little jerks.

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Do you carry one under each arm and bring them on every errand you have to run?

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I do not. I'll take them to Petsmart with me, but that's about it.

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This is acceptable. I guess I didn't explain my confusion with the toy dogs. To each their own,
not everyone would like what breed my dog is. I just see more and more little dogs dressed up
and brought on everyday errands. I don't remember it being like that even 5 years ago.

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Any issues with the player dressing up in TMNT gear and carrying around colorful backpacks? He'll be coming out of the closet, when it's safe to do so in the NFL.

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I'd be just fine with his girlfriend wearing the costume

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Yeah, there is something a little off with Taylor Mays. Even his teammates can sense it as you could tell from the rookie show video

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

What the fuck are you bitches babblin' about?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Didn't he have a girlfriend that just wasn't quite hot enough for a guy that went to USC and they'd known each other since they were 12 or something like that? Story seemed off.

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You know me like that.

Yes they went to high school together.

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Yes on all counts.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I liked it when the girlfriend was telling him all the stuff he needs to buy for their apartment and he quickly dismissed her by not responding or with a simple "No".

She just wanted a table for the balcony.

The way she was around him, she knows he's gay. But she wants the NFL money. He wants a straight image. So they'll both do the act.

She'll dump him if he keeps saying "no" with his money.

Two different women. Bernard is the frugal one with the hot brunette. Mays is the guy who collects backpacks with the average blonde.

Bernard seems like a guy with his shit together. He's not sticking with the hillbilly who is pushing to spend his money and wants camera time wearing a belly shirt.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.