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PostPosted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 12:18 pm 
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Joe Buck and NFL Network reporter Michelle Beisner are engaged, the Fox play-by-play announcer confirmed to The Big Lead via text message Wednesday night. Buck, the network’s lead announcer for MLB and the NFL, connected with Beisner – a former Broncos cheerleader – at the Super Bowl and the two began dating shortly thereafter. A source told The Big Lead that Beisner is moving to St. Louis, where Buck resides, but Buck wouldn’t confirm anything besides the engagement.

Buck, 44, was divorced a couple years ago; Beisner is 36.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 1:22 pm 
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She looks like she's a competitor in RuPaul's Drag Race.

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She's very handsome. Joe's not exactly dreamy so good for him.


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What's the upside of Buck making this chick legal? Must be going to play chromosome roulette and try to have kids at a relatively advanced-for-child-bearing age. Otherwise, no reason to end up with a 2nd alimony payment 2 or 3 years down the line. Serial polygamy, the American-celeb way. Better off just buying her a house and giving her whatever she wants for the time they're together. Mariotti said on Whitlock's podcast that he' still married to his sorta-ex-wife as the cost of divorcing and having to divide up assets (which can trigger taxable events) + support payments etc was much more than just taking care of her while still married.


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Her belly button is weird.

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 Post subject: Re: Joe Buck's Fuck
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To be honest, with Buck's money, he could have gotten younger and hotter. I'm guessing Buck pulls down at least 12 million a year.

He's divorced once, so you know he prenupped her. I also doubt he'll knock her up. Buck doesn't want more kids. I think he's got a few from the first wife. He'll be done with this one in 5 years and go younger and hotter at that point.


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$12 Mill?????

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$12 Mill?????


You think that's high? FOX's top play by play guy for MLB and the NFL. I'm thinking 8 million for the NFL and 4 million for MLB.

I know it's only about 50 games a year, but he's the top network dog.


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If any of you male models had an opportunity to fuck her, you would.

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Ok. I over shot it. Joe Buck, Jim Nantz, Al Michaels and Bob Costas all make around 5 million a year according to USA Today. Chris Berman and Mike Tirico make 3 million.

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/gameon/post/2012/01/announcers/1#.UiUe-dLrzIw


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spmack wrote:
If any of you male models had an opportunity to fuck her, you would.

Sure the heck wouldn't marry her though.


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spmack wrote:
If any of you male models had an opportunity to fuck her, you would.

Sure the heck wouldn't marry her though.

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I'd definitely kill her

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If any of you male models had an opportunity to fuck her, you would.


Not me. I like my women like I like my coffee: Sweet, black, and not festooned with Denver Broncos regalia.

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Beardown wrote:
Ok. I over shot it. Joe Buck, Jim Nantz, Al Michaels and Bob Costas all make around 5 million a year according to USA Today. Chris Berman and Mike Tirico make 3 million.

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/gameon/post/2012/01/announcers/1#.UiUe-dLrzIw

Fuck, "Backbackback" makes 3 mil a year? They must pay him for seniority.


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If any of you male models had an opportunity to fuck her, you would.

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Her belly button is weird.


Fill it in with cum?

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Gene Rayburn: They're so tough, even their cheerleaders are on BLANK.

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...horses?

*makes pained smile*

*shifts eyes*

*knows fool has just been made of self to Charles Nelson Reilly*

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 Post subject: Re: Joe Buck's Fuck
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Met her at the Super Bowl= a woman trolling for a payday...might have even been a high priced escort

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She looks like Fabio in that first pic.


So that means what to you........? :wink:

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Audience: HOW TOUGH ARE THEY???

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Moment of silence please for Gene Rayburn. Thank you.

Rayburn passed away in 1999. The announcer on "Match Game", Johnny Olson, died in 1985.


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