My wife asked me who I would cheer for if not the Bears.

I told her to shut her whore mouth.

She asked me if I would cheer for the Bears if they moved from Chicago.

I got confused and threw a sausage at her.

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wrong order.

1) throw your sausage in her face
2) ask her how much she likes the bear
3) tell her to shut her whore mouth and swallow
4) make her move out of chicago.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

That one calls for a melodic reply:

You ask me if there'll come a time
When there's no Monsters of the Midway
Never, my love
Never, my love

false flag as I don't believe you found someone to marry you

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.