Count me in the anti-Ryback camp. I actually think this run with Heyman will have some success. But that's because of Heyman. Punk needs a new monster opponent. It's not because they think Ryback can still be special. That ship has sailed. By the way, anyone notice "Heyman Guys" are getting worse. I think the McMahon's are putting polka dots on Heyman, and he's still getting over like Dusty. He's just that good.

To Kid's point, Ryback could probably get to a serviceable work level after a long program with a solid worker. Until he kills someone. He's dangerous. Probably the most dangerous guy I've seen in the ring for some time. I guess I'm in the middle of Speeps and Jackref. Yikes.

He's not in a Big Dave or Lesnar class. On an intimidation level, if I'm in an alley with Ryback, I assume I can talk long enough to get my keys out. I start jingling them, and make a fast motion to the right. While he's distracted, I get away. If I'm in an alley with Lesnar, I ask for a respectable killing like Sal "Big Pussy" Bonpensiero.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

Ok I have some serious questions about the Rant™.

1. Keep doing it. Yes or No?
2. Include GIF's. Yes or No?
3. Include Headers like: PAUL HEYMAN BEING WHEELCHAIRED OUT BY CURTIS AXEL. RYBACK ALONGSIDE LOOKING STUPID.
Yes or No?


Any other suggestions other than getting it done in a timely manner?

Ok I have some serious questions about the Rant™.

1. Keep doing it. Yes or No?
2. Include GIF's. Yes or No?
3. Include Headers like: PAUL HEYMAN BEING WHEELCHAIRED OUT BY CURTIS AXEL. RYBACK ALONGSIDE LOOKING STUPID.
Yes or No?


Any other suggestions other than getting it done in a timely manner?

Oh...Eastern Illinois. They contacted me. I didn't take the entrance exam because I had 64 crayons instead of 3. But I loved going through Central Illinois. Watching people on bad cooked up Tide is the best.

Ok I have some serious questions about the Rant™.

1. Keep doing it. Yes or No?
2. Include GIF's. Yes or No?
3. Include Headers like: PAUL HEYMAN BEING WHEELCHAIRED OUT BY CURTIS AXEL. RYBACK ALONGSIDE LOOKING STUPID.
Yes or No?


Any other suggestions other than getting it done in a timely manner?

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

Yes.
No.
No.

Lose some of the structure and just let it flow.

That was the magic when it started. Just riff on shit.

What charisma did Lesnar have when he came in?

I'll tell you. None.

He got over by being a monster and destroying everyone.

Same concept.

You know this.

Man.

You must have completely forgot Lesnar can wrestle. What exactly does Ryback do well other than suck? Ryback is nowhere close to being in the same sentence as Lesnar.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

Anyone who's anti-gif in The Rant is a bad human being.

Oh...Eastern Illinois. They contacted me. I didn't take the entrance exam because I had 64 crayons instead of 3. But I loved going through Central Illinois. Watching people on bad cooked up Tide is the best.

Why couldn't you just do that Big E instead? Then you wouldn't have the suck factor.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

The more I think about, the more I would like to see Ziggler and Heyman together. Which obviously is a different discussion than the monster heel discussion.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

Sure but what did he do when he debuted?

He was all power and dominated everyone until SummerFest when he won the belt from Rock.

What I'm saying is you can use Ryback the same way.

Build him back up as a monster.

Have him run through guys.

Then put him with someone who can work like Jericho when he comes back.

Then let him challenge the face World champ at Mania and beat him.

Now you've had a successful 6 month run with Ryback.

I'm a genius.

Can I get a Rant™ ruling, Woodridge?

Ok I have some serious questions about the Rant™.

1. Keep doing it. Yes or No?
2. Include GIF's. Yes or No?
3. Include Headers like: PAUL HEYMAN BEING WHEELCHAIRED OUT BY CURTIS AXEL. RYBACK ALONGSIDE LOOKING STUPID.
Yes or No?


Any other suggestions other than getting it done in a timely manner?

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

Ok I have some serious questions about the Rant™.

1. Keep doing it. Yes or No?
2. Include GIF's. Yes or No?
3. Include Headers like: PAUL HEYMAN BEING WHEELCHAIRED OUT BY CURTIS AXEL. RYBACK ALONGSIDE LOOKING STUPID.
Yes or No?


Any other suggestions other than getting it done in a timely manner?

Heyman in the wheelchair with Curtis Perfect and Ryback. So far Heyman is not making it work for Ryback. He still looks and talks like a fucking goof....not a monster. Axel actually seems to have more personality just from wearing the suit.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

You mean it hasn't worked after 2 shows?

You're right, tear the fucking thing apart.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

Anyone going to Raw Monday? My friend's wife got us some tickets, row 4 behind the announce table. Should be fun.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

1. Keep Doing It
A. Yes = 7
B. No = 0


2. Include Gif's
A. Yes = 4
B. No = 4


3. Include Headers
A. Yes = 3
B. No = 4


Thanks for all the help!!

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.