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PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 1:34 pm 
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:lol: at all of yuse for making KS miserable.

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The courtesy flush is probably the single biggest waste of water imaginable. Thanks for ruining the planet.

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How long does it take people to shit? I just don't understand the whole concept.


The +/- tends to be a good 10 minutes .... with a hard-hat on .... I carry a union card for the work I do in there.

I think in 2011 you left a Bears chat at halftime to take a dump. You didn't post again for three days.



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What type of lives do you people lead and/or food do you consume to read anything on the toilet? Please don't tell me you do this in public restrooms as well.


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 3:26 pm 
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Honestly, I don't have time for Twitter. I've got enough meaningless things taking up way too much of my life. To each his own.


May I ask, what do you do on the shitter? Don't tell me you're one of those weirdos who doesn't read anything in the bathroom. I'm a big advocate of TwitterOnTheShitter.

KS is not going to like reading this.


I'm not happy about it, but I let it pass.


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How do you let anything you are going to use again into the whole bathroom entertainment equation? I know its old fashioned but the newspaper is the perfect medium for the bathroom. Bring it in, read it, leave it for the next guy.

There is way to much opportunity for doody contact, even trace amounts, with your phone, Ipad, tablet etc.

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How do you let anything you are going to use again into the whole bathroom entertainment equation? I know its old fashioned but the newspaper is the perfect medium for the bathroom. Bring it in, read it, leave it for the next guy.

There is way to much opportunity for doody contact, even trace amounts, with your phone, Ipad, tablet etc.



If you're worried about flying fecal flecks, you need to adjust your anal psi.

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the bigger news in all of this is that SHARK is a twitter TROLL.

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the bigger news in all of this is that SHARK is a twitter TROLL.


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He's also Twitter's resident disc jockey.

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Don Tiny wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
How do you let anything you are going to use again into the whole bathroom entertainment equation? I know its old fashioned but the newspaper is the perfect medium for the bathroom. Bring it in, read it, leave it for the next guy.

There is way to much opportunity for doody contact, even trace amounts, with your phone, Ipad, tablet etc.



If you're worried about flying fecal flecks, you need to adjust your anal psi.

yeah, I'd say your oft mentioned alchemy is more likely than being able to adjust the psi....

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Don Tiny wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
How do you let anything you are going to use again into the whole bathroom entertainment equation? I know its old fashioned but the newspaper is the perfect medium for the bathroom. Bring it in, read it, leave it for the next guy.

There is way to much opportunity for doody contact, even trace amounts, with your phone, Ipad, tablet etc.



If you're worried about flying fecal flecks, you need to adjust your anal psi.


There is a reason you don't shake hands with the left hand when visiting less hygienic countries.

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He's also Twitter's resident disc jockey.

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Same thing on Facebook. Its kind of annoying.

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good dolphin wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
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How do you let anything you are going to use again into the whole bathroom entertainment equation? I know its old fashioned but the newspaper is the perfect medium for the bathroom. Bring it in, read it, leave it for the next guy.

There is way to much opportunity for doody contact, even trace amounts, with your phone, Ipad, tablet etc.



If you're worried about flying fecal flecks, you need to adjust your anal psi.


There is a reason you don't shake hands with the left hand when visiting less hygienic countries.



Why the hell are you frequenting less hygenic countries to begin with? There are only so many chess tournaments in Bangkok.

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Laurence cracked me up when he posted his young thug looking highschool ID pictures a couple hours after the rafer drama. it's almost like he wanted to remind durr weigel that beneath the comic-book-lovin / 4-huggin world famous man you don't want to meet in the elevator exterior lurks the indefatigable soul of a young man from the other side of the tracks who did what he had to do to make it to the level he's at. Well played indeed, Laurence!

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He wasn't a bad looking kid.

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Looks normal enough.

How great is Homewood-Flossmoor, anyway? I mean, isn't being the most prestigious public school in the south suburbs kind of a tallest midget thing?

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Some very, very nice golf courses down in that nape of the neck. Coyote Run, Ravisloe, and Idlewild to name a few.

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Dramatically different signature from the first ID to the second one. There is also an increase in the amount of facial hair. Someone is trying to hide something. Dr. Lecter might say he is in a transformational stage. Sir owns a two room condo in Hyde Park. I bet one of them has the door always shut with a blue light on and moths flying around.

He wasn't a bad looking guy. He's gained a lot of weight since then...I guess we all have.

Did your high schools allow facial hair? I don't remember anyone in high school at any school being allowed to sport anything more than long sideburns.

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Laurence cracked me up when he posted his young thug looking highschool ID pictures a couple hours after the rafer drama. it's almost like he wanted to remind durr weigel that beneath the comic-book-lovin / 4-huggin world famous man you don't want to meet in the elevator exterior lurks the indefatigable soul of a young man from the other side of the tracks who did what he had to do to make it to the level he's at. Well played indeed, Laurence!

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Posting a photo of Bernstein with his family? creepy and weird. Post Leery's high school id's? No big deal, just normal discourse.

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Mean muggin! LMFAO! This guy is too much. :lol:

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Posting a photo of Bernstein with his family? creepy and weird. Post Leery's high school id's? No big deal, just normal discourse.

The key difference being Bernstein with his family. That's what makes it creepy. Pictures of all the hosts have been posted here with no issue. But when you start posting pictures of people who have nothing to do with the radio hatred (i.e. wives and kids, etc.), yes...it becomes creepy as fuck. C'mon Brogue, you know the difference.

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Yes, much like the mob, family members are off limits. It's been that way since I got here, and it makes sense to me.

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Posting a photo of Bernstein with his family? creepy and weird. Post Leery's high school id's? No big deal, just normal discourse.

The key difference being Bernstein with his family. That's what makes it creepy. Pictures of all the hosts have been posted here with no issue. But when you start posting pictures of people who have nothing to do with the radio hatred (i.e. wives and kids, etc.), yes...it becomes creepy as fuck. C'mon Brogue, you know the difference.


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I understand what DB is saying. He's saying that Rafer being the product of his dad, received an opportunity that he may have otherwise not gotten. My point is that the name is only a part of the equation.

Similarly, Karen Jordan also has a father who has been in the business for a long time. Of course she benefits from it, but I'm sure she also had to work her ass off to prove her ability to do the job.


The two battlin' midgets can go the hell away, and please take that clueless cow Karen Jordan to hell with them. We'll all be better off for it.

She may be Elvis shooting the tv worthy for me. "Work"-ed hard my ass. I don't think she has a single f-ing clue about anything in this city, nor any proof that she works hard at anything other than to get her bland ass into the cake/makeup chair on time.

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I understand what DB is saying. He's saying that Rafer being the product of his dad, received an opportunity that he may have otherwise not gotten. My point is that the name is only a part of the equation.

Similarly, Karen Jordan also has a father who has been in the business for a long time. Of course she benefits from it, but I'm sure she also had to work her ass off to prove her ability to do the job.


The two battlin' midgets can go the hell away, and please take that clueless cow Karen Jordan to hell with them. We'll all be better off for it.

She may be Elvis shooting the tv worthy for me. "Work"-ed hard my ass. I don't think she has a single f-ing clue about anything in this city, nor any proof that she works hard at anything other than to get her bland ass into the cake/makeup chair on time.

Don't you dare talk about the lovely Karen Jordan like that. You lost your everlovin' mind, Reader?

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