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Mr. Reason

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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 5:34 pm

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tmurf423 wrote:

Tell her you want the hedges trimmed to but she has to wear tassles instead of a top.

She did that last night during her bath.

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tmurf423

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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 5:35 pm

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Location: picking out a gravestone for Rooney

Nice! playball!

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Spaulding

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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:06 pm

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You don't have any sports related opinions and you just run your mouth all day. so basically you are a CHICK.

You'd have been better off subbing BURRITO for CHICK. That was some interesting reading.

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 8:55 am

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tmurf423 = zzBob
MATCH!

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Brick

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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:06 am

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Brick

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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:07 am

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I apologize for the size, but it's hard to read at lower sizes.

I will pray for you if you have your resolution at 800x600.

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:10 am

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

I apologize for the size, but it's hard to read at lower sizes.

I will pray for you if you have your resolution at 800x600.

Anybody who has their resolution at 800x600 is legally blind and shouldn't be at a computer anyway.

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Darkside

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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 1:22 pm

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Dad, you're busted.
navaratte on CNN.com.
That's twice. Next time I put you in a home. Ass.

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Darkside

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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 1:48 pm

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andyROONEY wrote:

did you still get the info? yes

Yes.
But not from you Dad.
I didn't learn it by watching YOU!

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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M_C

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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 2:21 pm

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Tell her you want the hedges trimmed to but she has to wear tassles instead of a top.

tmurph if this was an intentional double entendre than I give you some suprising clever credit.

guessing the chances of that are less than Kevin McHale getting GM of the year.

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Tall Midget

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Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 2:00 pm

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Rooney, you need to occupy yourself. Go find your playmate, tmurf, and continue to dismantle his veneer of sanity.

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hootmon

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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 10:03 pm

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Andy,

It's 10 PM Friday night. Shouldn't you be blowing dust off Leslie Stahl's snatch?

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HappyHour Jason

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Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 11:54 am

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Location: In the hospital....

That would be one way Nas to not have kids for a while... :wink:

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HappyHour Jason

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Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 2:03 pm

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Location: In the hospital....

Good stuff Nas- I have a Axis II dog if that will help...he's a licker.

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Evil J.A.C.K.

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Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 6:41 pm

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Location: Elgin Mental Health Institute

Keeping Score wrote:

.........gripping your pillow tight

exit light
enter night
take my hand
off to never never land

You probably do grip your pillow faggy bastartd. Why are you posting homosexual propoganda?
I like you. I like this metallica song. Will you be my frined?
They tell me you are like staliln, Keeping Sore. Why do they say that? Your turn. Homo.

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Evil J.A.C.K.

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Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 7:17 pm

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I will buy your tmurp ass. IOne dolla is good price for such beast of burden.
Keeping Sore, try using lube, maybe not so sore next time. Bad man to just use spit.
I actually don't want the tmup. Beast of not burden too great. I like you ROONEY, I want to have you like me too. Bastard. I ate chicken before.
Sore, be my bud. We can easily be like pb an j. I'll be the j.

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Darkside

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Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 7:26 pm

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Evil J.A.C.K + Mao = Match

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 7:27 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

Nas wrote:

I would have to sleep with armor on and keep one eye open........

.........gripping your pillow tight

exit light
enter night
take my hand
off to never never land

Yeah, I'm black...ENTER SANDMAN muthafucka!

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 7:29 pm

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Darkside wrote:

Evil J.A.C.K + Mao = Match

Evil J.A.C.K. + waste of board space = MATCH

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HappyHour Jason

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Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 10:53 am

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KS the dogs name is Stan, and there was a thread about him a while back b/c he is such a head case.
Stan will never meet ROONEY, the poor dog has enough problems already.

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Evil J.A.C.K.

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Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 11:34 am

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Kid Cairo wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Evil J.A.C.K + Mao = Match

Evil J.A.C.K. + waste of board space = MATCH

Why for me to be hating, Keed. Parhaps you havce urine in your cord flakes. I will come over with some butter. I will butter your cob. Do you have some salty.
Cairo, I am not such badman. I have lots to offer. I can diskuss sportsting events. I will be on tropics with better oferings.

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City of Fools

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Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 10:23 pm

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I love you, andy...

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Hawkeye Vince

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Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 10:33 pm

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Welcome back Andy - where was your vacation?

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Hawkeye Vince

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Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 11:05 pm

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Forest E was an exceptional coach and built some great players like Ken Ploen and Cal Jones.

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Hawkeye Vince

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Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 11:10 pm

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andyROONEY wrote:

You know him? Good for you. We talked about the days we made Tom Moore kiss me in the visitor's locker room before it was pink.

I actually know that Iowa existed before Hayden Fry. We should get the band together. Hayden, Forest, Kirk.

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Hawkeye Vince

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Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 11:18 pm

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Oh sure - but we can't get Cal Jones but call Bump Elliott too.

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The Gridiron Assassin

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Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 11:26 pm

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Why do some turds float, while others sink?

...and which would Turd do?

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Bagels

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Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 8:08 am

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I've heard Rooney has taken to stealing dinner rolls from restaurants. Is it that bad?

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Darkside

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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:47 pm

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Good to have you back, pops.

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Krazy Ivan

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Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 11:41 am

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I need a hobby. Any suggestions?

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