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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: People Who Put Mayonnaise On A Burger

Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 3:53 pm

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Mayo on burgers is great. Especially whoppers, fantastic when it blends with the ketchup.

How do you people get thru life with no potato salad? Or dry blts?

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Brick

Post subject: Re: People Who Put Mayonnaise On A Burger

Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 3:56 pm

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Spaulding wrote:

Mayo on burgers is great. Especially whoppers, fantastic when it blends with the ketchup.

How do you people get thru life with no potato salad? Or dry blts?

Good thing you avoid cereal and instead consume health food like whoppers and potato salad!

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: People Who Put Mayonnaise On A Burger

Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 4:06 pm

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You are still wrong and still a pain in the ass. Enjoy your Cheerios.

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Furious Styles

Post subject: Re: People Who Put Mayonnaise On A Burger

Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 4:11 pm

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I would normally not go with mayo, but I was a big fan of the Hardee's Frisco Burger with the onion-mayo sauce that blended perfectly with a touch of ketchup.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: People Who Put Mayonnaise On A Burger

Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 4:13 pm

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Spaulding wrote:

You are still wrong and still a pain in the ass. Enjoy your Cheerios.

No. I'm switching to whoppers for breakfast!

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: People Who Put Mayonnaise On A Burger

Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 4:19 pm

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That's not as healthy as eggs/vegetables/fruit either or even your Cheerios, but go ahead. I don't care.

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: People Who Put Mayonnaise On A Burger

Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 4:35 pm

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Spaulding wrote:

Mayo on burgers is great. Especially whoppers, fantastic when it blends with the ketchup.

How do you people get thru life with no potato salad? Or dry blts?

So,I have T-Bone,Chas & Spaulding who enjoy Mayo besides me. Hell,I could use another 2-5 dollar Whopper deal right now!

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: People Who Put Mayonnaise On A Burger

Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 4:37 pm

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jimmypasta wrote:

Spaulding wrote:

Mayo on burgers is great. Especially whoppers, fantastic when it blends with the ketchup.

How do you people get thru life with no potato salad? Or dry blts?

So,I have T-Bone,Chas & Spaulding who enjoy Mayo besides me. Hell,I could use another 2-5 dollar Whopper deal right now!

I love mayo so much I told people to die in a fire if they didnt. WTF James?!?

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: People Who Put Mayonnaise On A Burger

Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 4:38 pm

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I'm sorry,I'm too lazy & fat from Mayo to scroll through this bitch.

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: People Who Put Mayonnaise On A Burger

Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 4:51 pm

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This thing is 4 pages long. I only included the most current Mayo lovers,just like the Emmys with the dead celebs.

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Telegram Sam

Post subject: Re: People Who Put Mayonnaise On A Burger

Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 5:04 pm

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My Uncle Eddie was from County Mayo in Ireland. The are a bunch of great Folk songs that reference Mayo.

Memories of Mayo
Moonlight in Mayo
Take Me Home to Mayo (This one is fairly well known)
Farewell Mayo
My Old Home in Mayo
The Mayo Rover
Wish You Were Here in Mayo
Shine On You Crazy Mayo

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: People Who Put Mayonnaise On A Burger

Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 10:22 pm

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Bagels wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

The hell is wrong with you people?

could have changed the title to 'people who put mayonnaise on anything'

I'm happy that opinions are subjective. I'm sure I break a lot of you guys' unwritten food rules.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: People Who Put Mayonnaise On A Burger

Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 10:41 pm

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Telegram Sam wrote:

Straight Outta Mayo
Mayo Calling
Mayo, Mayo
I left my liver in County Mayo
Mayo Folk City
Elderly gentleman behind the bar in a Mayo pub

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bigfan

Post subject: Re: People Who Put Mayonnaise On A Burger

Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2013 6:29 am

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Bro In Law does mayo on Brats and Dogs! Worst ever!

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: People Who Put Mayonnaise On A Burger

Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2013 6:43 am

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bigfan wrote:

Bro In Law does mayo on Brats and Dogs! Worst ever!

Never tried it but I will be soon.

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chaspoppcap

Post subject: Re: People Who Put Mayonnaise On A Burger

Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2013 9:58 am

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bigfan wrote:

Bro In Law does mayo on Brats and Dogs! Worst ever!

On Man v Food he was down on the border. One of the things he tried was hot dog wrapped in Bacon then
grilled then put on a bun with mayo. Want to try it

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Brick

Post subject: Re: People Who Put Mayonnaise On A Burger

Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2013 10:24 am

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Ranch
Ranch mixed with Sriracha

Mayo is obsolete as soon as you realize those exist.

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: People Who Put Mayonnaise On A Burger

Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2013 10:25 am

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Some of the best wing so I ever had was so basic. Ranch mixed with red hot sauce in a squirt bottle.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: People Who Put Mayonnaise On A Burger

Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2013 10:37 am

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Ranch
Ranch mixed with Sriracha

Mayo is obsolete as soon as you realize those exist.

Mayo will never be obsolete. You going to make a potato salad with Srirancha??

Damn that actually sounds delicious.

FUCK YOU RICK!!

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newper

Post subject: Re: People Who Put Mayonnaise On A Burger

Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2013 1:35 pm

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When you are cooking stuff with it, you should sing "made with sriracha, made with sriracha" to the tune of La Cucaracha... it will make the food taste better.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: People Who Put Mayonnaise On A Burger

Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2013 2:01 pm

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Likewise, if you are making anything with mayo, you should sing, "made with mayo, oeeeoo, oeeeoo, oeeeoo" to the tune of Dennis Leary's 'I'm an asshole.'

Because you are in fact an asshole to be using such a condiment.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: People Who Put Mayonnaise On A Burger

Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2013 2:04 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Why such a strong proclamation about something that's simply an opinion?

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: People Who Put Mayonnaise On A Burger

Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2013 2:08 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Why such a strong proclamation about something that's simply an opinion?

what happened to your edge OKC ?

you've mellowed out too much. need some more fire & passion

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: People Who Put Mayonnaise On A Burger

Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2013 2:12 pm

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Bagels wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Why such a strong proclamation about something that's simply an opinion?

what happened to your edge OKC ?

you've mellowed out too much. need some more fire & passion

He wins March Madness and thinks he's better than us....

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: People Who Put Mayonnaise On A Burger

Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2013 2:14 pm

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He think he's better than me?

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: People Who Put Mayonnaise On A Burger

Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2013 2:16 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Bagels wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

The hell is wrong with you people?

could have changed the title to 'people who put mayonnaise on anything'

I'm happy that opinions are subjective. I'm sure I break a lot of you guys' unwritten food rules.

"Mike's Mayo Mishaps - A Lifetime Struggle of Unwritten Food Rules"
(with an insightful forward by Bob Brenly)

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: People Who Put Mayonnaise On A Burger

Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2013 2:28 pm