Money.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Sriacha is the new Tabasco. Or Fedora. Or something.

Some broad just came out of the liquor store w/ a box of Franzia and I kinda hope she goes off the road on the way home and gets CTE from the box hitting her in the head.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I like my wine like I like my juice, in boxes.

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I thought you liked hairy boxes?

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I worked at the packaging plant with Harry Boxes...




I'll just exit stage right.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

You know why, don't you? People like to say Sriracha. "Excuse me, do you have any Sriracha?" We need more Sriracha." "Where's the Sriracha? No Sriracha?" You know, it must be impossible for a Spanish person to order Sriracha and not get exactly what they wanted.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

I don't really like potato chips but these are pretty god damn good. They are hot without the nuclear waste flaming hot cheetos flavoring and they aren't full of crumbling salty seasoning like bbq chips are.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!