There aren't words to emphasize how little I care about a Big Show without Gary.

Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?

Oh...Eastern Illinois. They contacted me. I didn't take the entrance exam because I had 64 crayons instead of 3. But I loved going through Central Illinois. Watching people on bad cooked up Tide is the best.

9:45pm and Santino, Khali, Hornswaggle going to the ring. Hello MNF!

9:45pm and Santino, Khali, Hornswaggle going to the ring. Hello MNF!

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

Nickie Bella is gonna turn heel on Brie.

I think there was a typo in the show memo today ... 'go home show' was spelled 'turn people off from buying the PPV show".

'Pedestrian' is too kind of a word.

I'm declaring a victory without research.

Heyman continues to amaze me. He has found a way to make this thing with Ryback work as he has Ryback neither wrestling nor speaking. The weirder the better but stick to the plan of never letting him speak or wrestle.

If anybody had my back it was chas.

(Heyman) Didn't work for me. He's bit off more than he can chew.

I'm sick of that Floasted bitch. Not Flo but the Quiznos cuntswab. Quit making up fucking words.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

First off, I'm not too happy with you people. #NoTWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I was finding it hard to believe that Raw was so bad that it got only 9 replies. Then I remembered Don Tiny or some other jerkwinkle suggested a few weeks ago that you jerks should do this very jerk thing to me.

I'm none too happy and here's who I blame in order:
1. Speeps
2. Don Tiny
3. sini
4. Drop In


If anybody had my back it was chas. Thanks chas. I know that when I read the details of this skullduggery, I will find that you were with me the whole way.

Anyways, I know you're all wondering so let me just come out with it. Split matches 1-1. Got swept in the first match, won the second match 2-1. No skunks. DO YOUR OWN MATH!!

The only people that are nice to me here are Minooka Meatball, ghost of t-dub and chas. And Johngy. Well not here but he's nice to me on Twitter. There's not much better in life than a Johngy tweet.

Is Axel even fighting anybody this Sunday? I can't remember. What a bust.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

Woo Woo Woo my ass. One of these days I'm gonna go back into the threads and find out which of you were marking out for Ryder. Dummies.

Oh...Eastern Illinois. They contacted me. I didn't take the entrance exam because I had 64 crayons instead of 3. But I loved going through Central Illinois. Watching people on bad cooked up Tide is the best.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

You guys will see.

Ryback is already improved.

Did you see his facial expressions during Heyman's proposal?

He needs somebody to teach him some suplexes and stuff.

Maybe Big Poppa Pump can be persuaded to leave his gig as administrative assistant at Rick's real estate job.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

So you guys are coming around to my side on this.