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WGN 2013 Blackhawks @ St. Louis Blues Trip

December 27-29, 2013 (The dates are important as they virtually assure that in addition to Chelsea Dagger, residual Christmas Carols sung on the busride.)


This 3-day tour features:

Ticket to the Blackhawks vs. Blues game on 12/28 @ 7:00pm
Deluxe accommodations at the Sheraton Downtown, just minutes from the Scottrade Center
Direct (Well, la dee da! I hope there's a Mink coat section, what with the not stopping in Orland Park and Rantoul and all), round trip bus fare from Chicago to St. Louis (Don't worry. It's Regular St. Louis, I'm sure.)


Roadwatch party during Blackhawks vs. Avalanche game on 12/27, dinner included (a great opportunity to get to know your fellow revelers and what medications they need to take with food.)
Guided Tour of Anheuser Busch Brewery (Make sure to take lots of pictures to post for Jackref, Chus, and all the other Bud Light fans, so as they can experience the magic, albeit only visually.)
Q&A and photo opportunity with Blackhawks radio Broadcasters John Wiedeman and Troy Murray, lunch included
Transportation in St. Louis, including Roadwatch Party, Brewery Tour and game (implied: you're on your own, hookers and blow-wise. Try to catch Weideman after the Q & A for some intel.)
2 breakfasts at hotel (No meandering - we've got an H&R Block training seminar using this room at 11.)
Pricing Per Person: Includes round trip bus fare, meals and activities as indicated, all taxes and gratuities, professional Sunrise Tour Manager. (This lady has read four more St. Louis visitor brochures than you, so pay attention!)

Does NOT include cancellation insurance.
Double occupancy: $790
Triple occupancy: $725
Single occupancy: $986

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

That is actually kind of bad ass. Considering the money people blow on shitty new years parties this isn't bad and it would be just some balls out boozin and hockey. I like it.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

In my single days , I wouldve been all over this.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

CAN YOU EAT 80 Toasted RAVIOLI? TOASTED RAVIOLI 80?

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Hmm, I was already considering that game in St Louis. This may be on my agenda.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

I'm never setting foot in that dump again.

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Well you hate the south from your Carolina comments last night. Now you seem to hate St Louis. Would you mind letting us know what cities are acceptable to you?

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Golf and exclusively Golf.

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Never been there, but the brochure looks nice.

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Hawaii (fuck) You