Ever. Another day, another show featuring our radio heros. They have fire in the belly, motivation, skill and a longing for cock that is equaled only by Frank. Listen folks, sources say that Larry is in.....so yes, get your bingo cards out and follow along. At this point that's all there is to live for.

SHOW

Tales of tough guyisms
Fighting in elevators
Storiez of Larry barely escaping the mean streets of Homewood-Flossmoor.

Tune in, laugh, lay in the street.

And vo ahead and fuck yourself.

Sorry Some Guy, I beat you to it.

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How long will it take Larry to tell princess high horse to take his baseball talk and put it straight up his ass?

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Hopefully right after Admiral Adipose plays the clip of Martellus Bennett from last night's show telling Laurence that he's boring. I didn't hear it, so I'm hoping it gets played today.

This show may be great. Larry has probably been stashing material to come at the princess with. Maybe when he starts needlessly talking about his amazing night life of twittering back and forth with people Larry will mention how he was conversing with an actual athlete last night and not just twitter cretins.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Last time I heard Tickle Me Laurence he mentioned several times that he was Tweeting back and forth with former Bear Mike Brown about that weekend's game.

That shot geot old years ago. This clown is always trying to show how connected he is or how many ninjas he fought outside of the 5th Qtr Tap one night after the big homecoming game.

Name dropping former players from 10 years ago is still better telling the listening audience about your life on twitter with the twitter cretins.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Jeebus, it's only 9:04 and I've already heard Spigel's smarmy tone of voice and Leery's fake laugh. It's gonna be a rough go, but it can't be long before these two hypersensitive, insecure twits start sniping at each other.

and the princess is referencing his twitter universe already

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Patience.

When it gets awkward it gets good.

Oh no their texts are down! Somewhere in Peoria, Matt is having a flop sweat panic attack.

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I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. - Bill Hicks

Let's do it for Johnny!

Turn the page..... Grimace says he is convinced about Chiefs defense now. That's kind of like saying "The Bulls are going to win this game." when they are up 20 with 30 seconds left in the 4th. If you were paying attention, you would have been convinced about the Chiefs D long before the season even started.

This is what a quality official thread should look like. Take notes people.

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I'm so surprised at you. And disappointed.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

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Poor Rube Baker.

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You're god fucking right, Zion. The D is real and this team is for real. They remind me of that 1995 Chiefs team with Bono, Allen, and Thomas and Smith and Salleamua.

Hopefully, the end result is better.....