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You, sir, are one funny motherfucker.


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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
You, sir, are one funny motherfucker.


I second this shoutout. Funny motherfucker, indeed.

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My neighbors would prefer that I leash my dog, altough the male neighbors are trying to leash me away from their wives.

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My neighbors would prefer that I leash my dog, altough the male neighbors are trying to leash me away from their wives.


Interesting. I wouldn't call you a wife-stealer. I would call you other things, but not that.


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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
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My neighbors would prefer that I leash my dog, altough the male neighbors are trying to leash me away from their wives.


Interesting. I wouldn't call you a wife-stealer. I would call you other things, but not that.


Hey now, don't rain on my parade. The divorces in my neighborhood have nothing to do with me!

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Thanks Ugie.

I would just like to thank everyone not named SomeGuy for this nomination.

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I don't remember any such character. Must be a dream you had.

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All this hoopla because Leash (I.E. Darkside) told some guy to set an alarm to wipe his ass?

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All this hoopla because Leash (I.E. Darkside) told some guy to set an alarm to wipe his ass?


That wasn't what happened.

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 Post subject: Re: leashyourkids
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All this hoopla because Leash (I.E. Darkside) told some guy to set an alarm to wipe his ass?

Wait what? How did I get dragged into this?

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My guy! You country cocksucker, how have you been?

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My guy! You country cocksucker, how have you been?

All good, Chus. Still one of the handful here in the sticks with all my teeth.

I hope all is well with you and yours.

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My guy! You country cocksucker, how have you been?

All good, Chus. Still one of the handful here in the sticks with all my teeth.

I hope all is well with you and yours.


Good to hear. All is well here.

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 Post subject: Re: leashyourkids
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I've been a leash fan since the Hunter S. Thompson avatar days.

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Still think he's Bernstein


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Still think he's Bernstein

Way too likable to be Bernstein.

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Still think he's Bernstein

Way too likable to be Bernstein.


He's the Hub Arkush of CSFMB.


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I'm bringing Hunter back, Kid.

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I'm bringing Hunter back, Kid.

Fred Dryer?
For the love of God why?

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Still think he's Bernstein

Way too likable to be Bernstein.


He's the Hub Arkush of CSFMB.


I'll take it, Speegs.

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Still think he's Bernstein

Way too likable to be Bernstein.


He's the Hub Arkush of CSFMB.


I never read where Leash said "heh-heh"

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Still think he's Bernstein


Bernsy is definitely an active poster here. He says a lot of things & uses terms & phrases that could only come from being active here.

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Scorehead wrote:
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Still think he's Bernstein


Bernsy is definitely an active poster here. He says a lot of things & uses terms & phrases that could only come from being active here.

I dont think he posts, but he absolutely reads the board regularly


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Really? Oh let me piss my pants. I'm honored to be even a small part of it all....Hey,Bernsie-BITE US!

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rogers park bryan wrote:
Scorehead wrote:
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Still think he's Bernstein


Bernsy is definitely an active poster here. He says a lot of things & uses terms & phrases that could only come from being active here.

I dont think he posts, but he absolutely reads the board regularly


Yep. He gets half his material from Beardown.


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Seconded. I'd probably leash my kids, as well.

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