Seconded. When engaging in discussions with him his thoughts make me laugh out loud all the time.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I hate you, Rick.

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The difference is, RPB was joking and you (sadly) actually think Dan Bernstein posts here. You urgently desire for that to be the case though.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

I don't know where you get your information, but there exists no evidence whatsoever suggesting that SHead ever 'thinks'.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

He thinks he has a penis, but he'd need a road map to find it.

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Mine's been on the side of a milk carton for twenty-some years, so I ain't got room to say anything.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Could be worse, Tiny. You could be like that brother who had the 200-pound scrotum. I saw a documentary on that. He was debilitated with this condition for over 5 years. He finally had it removed this year. It was a life-threatening surgery but it was successful.

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

never heard of this poster but if you guys like him he probably is as unfunny as frank's best man's wedding toast

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Goddammit leash, stop apologizing for stuff you say. It will never get you anywhere.

I'm counting on you to entertain me.

I'm sorry.

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Bernstein could give less than a crap about what goes on here.

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You know me like that.

So why did he stop berating callers for saying "we" right after it became a discussion on this board?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

He stopped 7 years ago?

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You know me like that.

I meant how guests like Bowen and Brown use it.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

His correctives come and go. I assume he does it that way so he's not scolding callers on that specific issue every hour.

And I also thought he doesn't mind former players using it, especially for guys like Brown who used to play for the team they analyze.

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

Tell me when it comes back then.

Bowen never played for the Bears. I also believe Hub used it.

How could Bernstein not read here? He is open about paying attention to what Penn State fans say about him on twitter!

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I like Leash even when he is telling me what a dumb fuck I am.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

What do you base that on?

Because I have a hell of a lot if "Oh come on, man!" evidence



furthermore I'm not suggesting that he cares about what is written on thie board about him or other hosts I just think he uses the board for ideas and occassionally real time feedback

I base it on a guy that's doing a job. He's Bernsie from 1-6pm and that has nothing to do with the rest of his life so he's sure as shit not researching it.

They don't even do show planning meetings.

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You know me like that.

I'm talking during the show

Well, you shouldn't. It's hard to hear everything.

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You know me like that.

Berns is here on a daily basis. He has made references to things that have been said on this board numerous times, things of which he would have only known from reading the board. A few times he has caught himself & stopped short so he wouldn't out himself.

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CSFMB 2014 Nascar Pick 'em Champion

We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

He spends time reading what Penn State fans are saying about him on twitter. Why wouldn't he read a board that talks about his show more than just about any other now?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Absolutely, he reads this board. I mean, come on, are you really telling me that if there was a message board with a Dr. Ken section and a bunch of pantsless cretins constantly discussing you, you would somehow be capable of ignoring it?

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Ecclesiastes 5:8

I don't think Bernstein cares about his show. He knows he's secure and on autopilot and is too worried about getting home and cooking and getting on Twitter.

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You know me like that.

I left for a few days over the Summer.

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You know me like that.

I left for the last two days.

Speeps and McNown both said i should.

Where did Speeps go?

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A lot of people are gone. I have no idea what's going on.

IMU
MiniDitka
KS
Peeps
Others
Otters

You leave this place for a couple hours and the whole landscape has changed. From what I can piece together, jimmypasta is running the board now.

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You know me like that.

Was "running" a typo?

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"