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sjboyd0137
 Post subject: Stereotyping Fans
PostPosted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 2:10 pm 
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The Cardinals: Act like morally superior asshats.
The Cubs: Lose for 100 years. Still show up at park. Sing "Go Cubs Go". Get drunk. Yell racist things at Milton Bradley.
The White Sox: Get drunk in parking lot. Beat up umpires and first base coaches.
The Dodgers: Show up in second inning. Leave after the 7th inning stretch.
The Mets: act perpetually jealous of the Yankees.
The Rays: Show up at ballpark dressed like a sea...wait. Never mind. Those seats really are empty.
The Red Sox: See The Mets, speak with an even more annoying accent.
The Yankees: Remind everyone that you've won 27 glorious championships.

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 Post subject: Re: Stereotyping Fans
PostPosted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 2:14 pm 
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Braves fans: Cant sell out playoff games
Indians fans: Construction workers, truck drivers, and guys with mohawks
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 Post subject: Re: Stereotyping Fans
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sjboyd0137 wrote:
The Cardinals: Act like morally superior asshats.
The Cubs: Lose for 100 years. Still show up at park. Sing "Go Cubs Go". Get drunk. Yell racist things at Milton Bradley.
The White Sox: Get drunk in parking lot. Beat up umpires and first base coaches.
The Dodgers: Show up in second inning. Leave after the 7th inning stretch.
The Mets: act perpetually jealous of the Yankees.
The Rays: Show up at ballpark dressed like a sea...wait. Never mind. Those seats really are empty.
The Red Sox: See The Mets, speak with an even more annoying accent.
The Yankees: Remind everyone that you've won 27 glorious championships.


Notice you didnt put SHOW UP in Sox line?

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 Post subject: Re: Stereotyping Fans
PostPosted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 2:51 pm 
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Tigers fans: Almost as obnoxious as Cardinals fans, but just as clueless.

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 Post subject: Re: Stereotyping Fans
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bigfan wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
The Cardinals: Act like morally superior asshats.
The Cubs: Lose for 100 years. Still show up at park. Sing "Go Cubs Go". Get drunk. Yell racist things at Milton Bradley.
The White Sox: Get drunk in parking lot. Beat up umpires and first base coaches.
The Dodgers: Show up in second inning. Leave after the 7th inning stretch.
The Mets: act perpetually jealous of the Yankees.
The Rays: Show up at ballpark dressed like a sea...wait. Never mind. Those seats really are empty.
The Red Sox: See The Mets, speak with an even more annoying accent.
The Yankees: Remind everyone that you've won 27 glorious championships.


Notice you didnt put SHOW UP in Sox line?

Never stop. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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 Post subject: Re: Stereotyping Fans
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Astros fans: "Hey one of our telecasts drew a 0.0"....didn't go, won't watch, don't care.

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 Post subject: Re: Stereotyping Fans
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bigfan wrote:
Notice you didnt put SHOW UP in Sox line?


Can't stay outta White Sox business, now can you! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Stereotyping Fans
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bigfan wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
The Cardinals: Act like morally superior asshats.
The Cubs: Lose for 100 years. Still show up at park. Sing "Go Cubs Go". Get drunk. Yell racist things at Milton Bradley.
The White Sox: Get drunk in parking lot. Beat up umpires and first base coaches.
The Dodgers: Show up in second inning. Leave after the 7th inning stretch.
The Mets: act perpetually jealous of the Yankees.
The Rays: Show up at ballpark dressed like a sea...wait. Never mind. Those seats really are empty.
The Red Sox: See The Mets, speak with an even more annoying accent.
The Yankees: Remind everyone that you've won 27 glorious championships.


Notice you didnt put SHOW UP in Sox line?


That joke was funnier when you posted it in the "Cubs won the World Series!" thread.

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 Post subject: Re: Stereotyping Fans
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Is Stoneroses still around?

Thought he either would take issue or be proud of this thread.

Probably quivering in a corner or throwing darts at a pic of Eli Manning or Tom Coughlin

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rogers park bryan wrote:
Indians fans: Construction workers, truck drivers, and guys with mohawks

:lol: nice

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