Carry your own bag of dog crap back to your own garbage can instead of dropping it into mine while carrying your lazy ass dog home because it is too tired from the morning walk. Hopefully your dog is in poor health and will soon be too weak to walk down the street and then my garage won't need to smell like your dogs ass.

Yes, before anyone asks, in our community you are required to keep your garbage cans in your garage.

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then how was this person able to put the bag of crap in yours ? are you saying they broke into your garage to do so ?

So, this guy walked up in your garage and put the bag of dog feces into your garbage?

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I hope Spaulding's dog gets better soon

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Today was garbage day. I didn't bring it in yet. It's at the curb still.

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I would fish it out of my garbage can and take it to his front door step.

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Throw in on the curb or call the cops.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Wonder if the dog's on SSI or City disability,

man fuck public transportation, i'd feel sorry for anyone within 5 carlengths of you on the road. i could see you driving an old ford taurus SHO with a giant spike up front so as you literally plow through traffic you could yell out the window "don't worry, the free market will adjust to this and take care of it" as their cars are shoved to the side of the road in the name of progress.

if he walked into your (open?) garage to throw away the dogshit, well then, yeah the guy's an asshole and you should tell him. but if your garbage can was sitting outside.... yeah it's a dick move, but at the same time man you know, there's other people on this planet too, rick.

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Booby trap the can with explosives. Not to kill just maim but to dismember.

That or just cut the dogs fucking head off.

I just brought the can in. The guy didn't even close the bag. JORR is right. We live in a world of savages.

Luckily, I was able to make other arrangements. Crisis damage has been limited.

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Yeah, that is pretty nasty. I use 3-5 bags a day with my dog. I usually carry the bag until I get to one of
the parks I walk by and throw it in that can. If I was to use someones private can then trying it up is the
least you can do. In the end, at least the guy picked it up. I'll never understand how people can walk their
dog, let it take a crap right on the sidewalk and then walk away without picking it up. It never fails, especially
during the winter for some reason.

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I'm sure he would if he could, but he'd rack up some pretty heavy fines quickly.

There aren't a ton of rules here, but they are strict with them. I think that is what got my cigarette smoking neighbor. She smokes in her garage 99% of the time. I didn't even have to say or do anything.

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HOMEOWNER Hey. Hey buddy, what's the deal?
LARRY DAVID What are you talking about?
HOMEOWNER Throw something in my garbage can?
LARRY DAVID I threw garbage in your garbage can.
HOMEOWNER Yeah, that's my garbage can.
LARRY DAVID So?
HOMEOWNER I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't do that.
LARRY DAVID Doesn't garbage belong in a garbage can?
HOMEOWNER My garbage belongs in my garbage can, your garbage belongs in your garbage can, OK?
LARRY DAVID Well what's the difference?
HOMEOWNER The difference?
LARRY DAVID Yeah.
HOMEOWNER It's mine.
LARRY DAVID The can's not full, I don't get it.
HOMEOWNER Next guy I see throwing garbage in there, I'm gonna kick his ass.
LARRY DAVID I'll give that message to the next guy.
HOMEOWNER You think I'm kiddin'?
LARRY DAVID No, I believe you. I'm gonna tell the next guy.
HOMEOWNER Yeah you do that.

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Back off, Warchild. Seriously.

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I don't understand your complaint.

1) Why would anyone care what someone puts in your garbage once it goes out to the street?

2) If the garbage can is in the street how does it make your garage smell? Presumably your garbage can is emptied before it is returned to your garage. And if your garbage can smells doesn't it already smell -- like garbage?

3) How did you determine this guy's dog is lazy?

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I guess you REALLY will get angry when I leave it in a lit paper bag on your front stoop.

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I was under the impression that this was tossed in the garbage can after it had been emptied by the garbage collector.
Even if it wasn't you don't pick up a dogs mess and chuck it in the can without at least tying the bag up.

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The garbagemen already came by. It would be sitting in my can and garage until Friday.
It gets put back in my garage with the bag in it.
He was carrying the dog when he put the bag in my garbage can.

This also isn't the first time it has happened. This is the first time I actually saw him do it as I was on the phone looking outside at the time. It happens within the first hour or two after the trash has been taken.

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Halloween is upon us.

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OK that explains it, thank you. Nomination endorsed. Carry on.

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."

You saw him do it? Why didnt you say something?

My god man......the dog needs some cheese or something.

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I was on the phone.

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Rick showed restraint for fear of unleashing his inner Kendall Gill.

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Somebody hates the Boilermakers. Probably an IU grad.

Yeah, he eats like a horse, barely gains weight and craps about every 5 hours. He is actually
getting neutered today so maybe that will change his metabolism some. This raising a puppy thing
has been a learning experience at every turn.

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Rick likes his garbage to stay clean.

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