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Ugueth Will Shiv You

Post subject: Re: Lazy dog owner and his stupid lazy dog

Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2013 12:02 pm

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If chopping off one's balls slows down their metabolism, please let me know. I have a friend who might be interested.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Lazy dog owner and his stupid lazy dog

Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2013 12:06 pm

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Spaulding wrote:

Rick likes his garbage to stay clean.

I know it's crazy, but I'd prefer not to store open bags of feces for the neighborhood. If I wanted to have to deal with things like that I'd move to the shady parts of Downers Grove.

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T-Bone

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Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2013 12:15 pm

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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:

If chopping off one's balls slows down their metabolism, please let me know. I have a friend who might be interested.

It slows down the metabolism in dogs. If your "friend" is not a canine I can't vouch for the information.

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Ugueth Will Shiv You

Post subject: Re: Lazy dog owner and his stupid lazy dog

Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2013 12:17 pm

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T-Bone wrote:

Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:

If chopping off one's balls slows down their metabolism, please let me know. I have a friend who might be interested.

It slows down the metabolism in dogs. If your "friend" is not a canine I can't vouch for the information.

Then you are of no help to me.

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: Lazy dog owner and his stupid lazy dog

Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2013 12:21 pm

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Spaulding wrote:

Rick likes his garbage to stay clean.

I know it's crazy, but I'd prefer not to store open bags of feces for the neighborhood. If I wanted to have to deal with things like that I'd move to the shady parts of Downers Grove.

Ooooooo you got me. That's totally what I said and not made up at all.

Would it make a difference if the guy tied it up?

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Lazy dog owner and his stupid lazy dog

Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2013 12:24 pm

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Spaulding wrote:

Ooooooo you got me. That's totally what I said and not made up at all.

It is made up.

Spaulding wrote:

Would it make a difference if the guy tied it up?

That made it worse. In reality, it wouldn't be right either way. At least it would have been somewhat contained if it was tied up.

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: Lazy dog owner and his stupid lazy dog

Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2013 12:26 pm

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I bet your garbage is clean. Am I right?

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Lazy dog owner and his stupid lazy dog

Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2013 12:29 pm

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Spaulding wrote:

I bet your garbage is clean. Am I right?

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Lazy dog owner and his stupid lazy dog

Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2013 12:29 pm

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How do you know the dog was stupid?

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Lazy dog owner and his stupid lazy dog

Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2013 12:30 pm

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Spaulding wrote:

I bet your garbage is clean. Am I right?

The can is pretty clean. The garbage can be dirty but it's pretty much sealed up and gone within a few hours.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Lazy dog owner and his stupid lazy dog

Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2013 12:31 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

How do you know the dog was stupid?

He spends a lot of time with his owner.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Lazy dog owner and his stupid lazy dog

Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2013 1:25 pm