China was financing a genocide in Darfur. Kind of a big deal.

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All Bob cares about is sending the show a christmas card.

Bob gets address, hangs up before they can even say goodbye properly.

I love this segment.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

I love that Dan is mad about Harold Reynolds.

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10 Seconds of Glory -

Dan and Terry dressed up like Robin Thicke and Miley Cyrus.

First one I've laughed at in a while.

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Ah, damn it, I hate that they are completely right about the fan close-ups. Horrible - unless it's Harry Caray commenting on half-naked drunk chicks.

It's so boring to agree with them.

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What does thanks for your time mean?

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Elections have consequences.

Hey!

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DRINK BƎTTƎR. @theRIPH

if lebron james was a wife beater, would dan still wanna fuck him?

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

that call was like the Rolling stones.

No satisfaction.

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But...where does China stand on gay marriage? Stop sweating the small details!

COF"s question's went against the narrative, which, in my opinion, is why he blamed dumb pretending to know nothing about China, although COF gave Dan an opportunity to redeem himself for his liberal audience when he railed against the country's morality for about a minute.