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 Post subject: Henry Blodget
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Bathroom attendants are annoying. They get in the way around the sinks and it's in effect an extra service given to the patrons that they never asked for, nor probably want. They feel obligated to tip the attendant they never wanted service from in the first place. Nomination denied.

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That's funny. House painters annoy the hell out of me. They just get in the way and get crap everywhere, when I can do just as good a job painting my own space.

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Only place I've seen them around here is at Mastro's. Definitely awkward.

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The Park West used to have an attendant in the bathroom. He claimed to know Miles Davis.

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That's funny. House painters annoy the hell out of me. They just get in the way and get crap everywhere, when I can do just as good a job painting my own space.


If you can do just as good a job (very doubtful) and you have previously hired such poor professionals that they are constantly getting in the way and putting stuff everywhere, you should do the work yourself. Hell, you probably can't afford to have the work done by good professionals anyway.

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sjboyd0137 wrote:
That's funny. House painters annoy the hell out of me. They just get in the way and get crap everywhere, when I can do just as good a job painting my own space.


If you can do just as good a job (very doubtful) and you have previously hired such poor professionals that they are constantly getting in the way and putting stuff everywhere, you should do the work yourself. Hell, you probably can't afford to have the work done by good professionals anyway.


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I could think of any number of things I would rather spend my money on.

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I know a guy who owns a painting company. It's a great connection to have. Just wish I had a car guy, too.

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One of the comments over there in the comment section was Can we just ban rich people like this already? :lol:

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They have Bathroom attendants all over Wrigleyville after games/Saturday nights. Red Ivy, Casey Morans, Dueces, etc. There is like "A Pimp" for these guys who always parks around Seminary and cornelia and spends the day there. He runs guys in and out, guys take breaks and he sends a sub in and the guy coming out, brings out the cash and the new guy brings in new gum, candy, etc.

Weird, Strange, Odd, yup. all of that.

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They have Bathroom attendants all over Wrigleyville after games/Saturday nights. Red Ivy, Casey Morans, Dueces, etc. There is like "A Pimp" for these guys who always parks around Seminary and cornelia and spends the day there. He runs guys in and out, guys take breaks and he sends a sub in and the guy coming out, brings out the cash and the new guy brings in new gum, candy, etc.

Weird, Strange, Odd, yup. all of that.

Yeah, I have never gotten this whole idea either. Just clean the damn thing and get the hell out.

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Blodget should be perpetually DB'd for his horrible dot com stock recommendations. If you recall, he was caught trashing the companies he recommended in e-mails released by securities regulators.


I am with him on the bathroom attendant thing. I don't want anybody sitting there watching me piss.

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I am with him on the bathroom attendant thing. I don't want anybody sitting there watching me piss.

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Hawg Ass wrote:
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They have Bathroom attendants all over Wrigleyville after games/Saturday nights. Red Ivy, Casey Morans, Dueces, etc. There is like "A Pimp" for these guys who always parks around Seminary and cornelia and spends the day there. He runs guys in and out, guys take breaks and he sends a sub in and the guy coming out, brings out the cash and the new guy brings in new gum, candy, etc.

Weird, Strange, Odd, yup. all of that.

Yeah, I have never gotten this whole idea either. Just clean the damn thing and get the hell out.


That is my usual feeling on the matter until that day when a shot of Fireball leaves me in desperate need of a Rolaids. Then I thank God that man in the short white jacket is there with his sundries. I do not begrudge him the buck he receives for handing me a towel.

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Any other professions we can get rid of?
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bigfan wrote:
They have Bathroom attendants all over Wrigleyville after games/Saturday nights. Red Ivy, Casey Morans, Dueces, etc. There is like "A Pimp" for these guys who always parks around Seminary and cornelia and spends the day there. He runs guys in and out, guys take breaks and he sends a sub in and the guy coming out, brings out the cash and the new guy brings in new gum, candy, etc.

Weird, Strange, Odd, yup. all of that.
They have bathroom attendants in the Charlotte airport as well. I appreciate a clean airport restroom as much as the next guy but that's taking it a little bit far IMO.

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How does a germaphobe deal with an attendant?

Just keep saying No Thank you?
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Okay....it seems pretty well unanimous that we don't need a bathroom attendant supervising our washroom activities and that this DB nomination is DENIED. But which sjboyd thread is more of an epic fail.....this one? or the Shoutout for Ray Emery, after he allowed 7 goals in a game and then skated from one end of the ice to the other, to instigate a fight with a goalie that had zero interest in fighting?

This guy is on quite a roll.... :roll:

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
I will pay for you for one round of golf if you mix me up a batch of spotted paint, Steve.
I assume you are not man enough to take this challenge, Steve?


rogers park bryan wrote:
Any other professions we can get rid of?
Cashiers at Binny's

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They have Bathroom attendants all over Wrigleyville after games/Saturday nights. Red Ivy, Casey Morans, Dueces, etc. There is like "A Pimp" for these guys who always parks around Seminary and cornelia and spends the day there. He runs guys in and out, guys take breaks and he sends a sub in and the guy coming out, brings out the cash and the new guy brings in new gum, candy, etc.

Weird, Strange, Odd, yup. all of that.

Yeah, I have never gotten this whole idea either. Just clean the damn thing and get the hell out.


That is my usual feeling on the matter until that day when a shot of Fireball leaves me in desperate need of a Rolaids. Then I thank God that man in the short white jacket is there with his sundries. I do not begrudge him the buck he receives for handing me a towel.

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And I sure as hell don't want one of their mints.

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
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I will pay for you for one round of golf if you mix me up a batch of spotted paint, Steve.
I assume you are not man enough to take this challenge, Steve?


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Any other professions we can get rid of?
Cashiers at Binny's


You can assume that you are not worthy of my time nor a response to the question.

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And I sure as hell don't want one of their mints.


Yep, that's a BIG step beyond pretzels in a bar even.

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Elmhurst Steve wrote:
Okay....it seems pretty well unanimous that we don't need a bathroom attendant supervising our washroom activities and that this DB nomination is DENIED. But which sjboyd thread is more of an epic fail.....this one? or the Shoutout for Ray Emery, after he allowed 7 goals in a game and then skated from one end of the ice to the other, to instigate a fight with a goalie that had zero interest in fighting?

This guy is on quite a roll.... :roll:


How you holding on without Mac on the air? You doing all right, champ?

Also, go fuck yourself.

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Elmhurst Steve wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
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I will pay for you for one round of golf if you mix me up a batch of spotted paint, Steve.
I assume you are not man enough to take this challenge, Steve?


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Any other professions we can get rid of?
Cashiers at Binny's


You can assume that you are not worthy of my time nor a response to the question.
And yet, you took the time to reply. Says a lot more about you than me.

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Elmhurst Steve wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
I will pay for you for one round of golf if you mix me up a batch of spotted paint, Steve.
I assume you are not man enough to take this challenge, Steve?


rogers park bryan wrote:
Any other professions we can get rid of?
Cashiers at Binny's


You can assume that you are not worthy of my time nor a response to the question.
And yet, you took the time to reply. Says a lot more about you than me.


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