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 Post subject: Jeffery's Hands
PostPosted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 12:29 am 
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Dude's got some vice grips. Keeper.

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 Post subject: Re: Jeffery's Hands
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You talking about the TOYSRUS Giraffe?

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 Post subject: Re: Jeffery's Hands
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 Post subject: Re: Jeffery's Hands
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Yes he is. Let's just hope he doesn't start eating like a TE again.

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 Post subject: Re: Jeffery's Hands
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He really has tremendous hands. I've noticed this before today but they were featured in this win.

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 Post subject: Re: Jeffery's Hands
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Gruden called him Jeffires at least 3 or 4 times.

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 Post subject: Re: Jeffery's Hands
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Excuse my memory but which GM drafted him? That was the current one,right?

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 Post subject: Re: Jeffery's Hands
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 Post subject: Re: Jeffery's Hands
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So how has Emery drafted? 2 O_Line starters,Jeffries,Fry (Nickel Back),Starting Outside Backer (right now), McCellin. Anybody else?

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 Post subject: Re: Jeffery's Hands
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So how has Emery drafted? 2 O_Line starters,Jeffries,Fry (Nickel Back),Starting Outside Backer (right now), McCellin. Anybody else?


You can try the Google machine.

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 Post subject: Re: Jeffery's Hands
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jimmypasta wrote:
So how has Emery drafted? 2 O_Line starters,Jeffries,Fry (Nickel Back),Starting Outside Backer (right now), McCellin. Anybody else?


1-2 in drafts. Hardin thick couldn't even make an NFL roster as a safety with luminaries like Conte, Wright and Steltz on the team.

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 Post subject: Re: Jeffery's Hands
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definitely not Jeffro's hands holding that camera during the McNugget challenge


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definitely not Jeffro's hands holding that camera during the McNugget challenge

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 Post subject: Re: Jeffery's Hands
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You talking about the TOYSRUS Giraffe?

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 Post subject: Re: Jeffery's Hands
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Alshon Jeffries and Chris Long had good games last night.


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 Post subject: Re: Jeffery's Hands
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Holy shit what a catch!!!!

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 Post subject: Re: Jeffery's Hands
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That's got to be one of the great catches of the year. Consider the concentration, the hand strength, the need to hold the ball away from his body for that long and not lose it or juggle it, and to know where he was on the field to get into the end zone, and in bounds... and with a defender all over him. Holy crap.


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 Post subject: Re: Jeffery's Hands
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jimmypasta wrote:
So how has Emery drafted? 2 O_Line starters,Jeffries,Fry (Nickel Back),Starting Outside Backer (right now), McCellin. Anybody else?


You can try the Google machine.

Or try this machine....

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 Post subject: Re: Jeffery's Hands
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He may be the best receiver on the team.

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 Post subject: Re: Jeffery's Hands
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He may be the best receiver on the team.

He is.

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 Post subject: Re: Jeffery's Hands
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Shame such a great game is going to be overshadowed by the shit ending.


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 Post subject: Re: Jeffery's Hands
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A few more 200 yard games, and the national media might attempt to actually learn his name.

Maybe.


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 Post subject: Re: Jeffery's Hands
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Nas wrote:
jimmypasta wrote:
So how has Emery drafted? 2 O_Line starters,Jeffries,Fry (Nickel Back),Starting Outside Backer (right now), McCellin. Anybody else?


You can try the Google machine.

Or try this machine....

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 Post subject: Re: Jeffery's Hands
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A few more 200 yard games, and the national media might attempt to actually learn his name.

Maybe.

IDK. He doesn't play for the Cowboys/Patriots/Packers/New York, so I'm not sure.

Maybe Greenie will mention him on Mike & Mike.


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 Post subject: Re: Jeffery's Hands
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This really deserves the GIF treatment:

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 Post subject: Re: Jeffery's Hands
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 Post subject: Re: Jeffery's Hands
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Obviously a great pick, but still doesn't erase the disaster the entire draft was in 2012. To state the obvious, the Bears could use Hardin and McClellan now if they were any good.

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 Post subject: Re: Jeffery's Hands
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Obviously a great pick, but still doesn't erase the disaster the entire draft was in 2012. To state the obvious, the Bears could use Hardin and McClellan now if they were any good.

I dont see what that has to do with the greatness of Jeffery's hands


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