If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day.

I heard one this morning with a blind guy rambling about not sleeping. DONT CARE.

You can't see me because I'm on the radio and I can't see you because I'm blind...

I can't even remember the specific point of the ad because by time they get to it I've zoned out due to the guy's droning, monotone voice.

Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?

Actually, I think he says you can't see him "because radio," which is even weirder. I have no clue what that ad is trying to advertise. It seems like some sort of link between blindness and sleep disorder, but they don't try to explain it, and I can't be arsed to go to whatever site or call whatever number they give to find out. Who fucking would on a lark? Make a fucking point.

If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day.

I wish someone would slip broken glass into Chad Johnson's (the Lady Jane's owner) dinner.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

The chick yelling out "boots, shoes, jellies, etc." during the Illinois Lotto ad needs to be impregnated by a combine. Safe to say any Lotto-related ad is fucking awful.

My sister calls them her cha-chas.


Go the fuck away. It's November.

How's Sarah Spain doing these days? She doesn't seem to be the multimedia darling she was a few years ago.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day.

I love her voice.

I don't remember that show.

From what I would hear from her when she was doing updates and occasionally chiming in on Silvy & Waddle, she always struck me as someone who wanted to be regarded as "legitimate" journalist/sports reporter while trying to affect a party girl image and shoving her boobs in everyone's face and then acting offended if someone regarded her as the latter.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

Is "the Diamondaire" the same thing as Diamondmart? REMEMBER GENTLEMEN SIZE DOES MATTER

. . .The owner, who goes by simply Lauren, is a young, enthusiastic entrepreneur who stays busy keeping this brilliant family tradition alive.

Lauren's store was formerly known as Diamond-Mart, opened by her father-in-law, Randy Matz, in April 1989 (read about the store's opening in The Naperville Sun archives).

Since 2007, Lauren helped run Diamond-Mart for her father-in-law while absorbing Randy's wisdom and completing numerous diamond and jewelry education courses to complement her business studies at DePaul University.

Now, along with her husband BILLY!, Lauren is carrying out the family tradition with a modern twist. Like it’s [sic] predecessor, The Diamondaire focuses on high-quality bridal rings and loose diamonds for lower prices than those found at designer stores. What's more, thanks to Lauren and BILLY!'s unmatched knowledge-base and network of suppliers, you'll find better quality at The Diamondaire than you will at a traditional retailer.

. . .

In fact, Matz had a tag line that articulated the company’s motto which Lauren plans to keep. She says, simply: “At The Diamondaire you will get a larger, better quality diamond for less – and remember gentlemen, size does matter.”

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

I love her voice.

The owner, who goes by simply Lauren

"simply Lauren" is a shitty name.

Actually, I think he says you can't see him "because radio," which is even weirder. I have no clue what that ad is trying to advertise. It seems like some sort of link between blindness and sleep disorder, but they don't try to explain it, and I can't be arsed to go to whatever site or call whatever number they give to find out. Who fucking would on a lark? Make a fucking point.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

There is something very odd about it, but that's actually the way he talks.

I didn't think this was really what it says, but it is. "You can't see me because of radio." Because reasons.

It's really in the running for the most bizarre ads of all time.

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.