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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: McRib is officially back!!!!

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 11:16 am

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

A Taco Bell challenge sounds like the greatest thing of all time.

In college, I had a job that required us to be there about 14 hours straight but just working in two different 10 minute segments every hour or so. Taco Bell catered in a mountain of chicken soft tacos that they piled on a table. Probably a couple hundred.

I'd easily eat 30-40 per day without blinking. Free food. Down time. College. It was a perfect storm.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: McRib is officially back!!!!

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 11:35 am

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I could eat 12 soft tacos from Taco Bell

Also, I can eat a footlong meatball (although I dont, because they suck) from Subway in like 5 seconds

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Brick

Post subject: Re: McRib is officially back!!!!

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 12:15 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

In college, I had a job that required us to be there about 14 hours straight but just working in two different 10 minute segments every hour or so.

I didn't know Champaign had brothels.

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spanky

Post subject: Re: McRib is officially back!!!!

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 12:51 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

A Taco Bell challenge sounds like the greatest thing of all time.

Were you a fluffer?

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: McRib is officially back!!!!

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 1:56 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

In college, I had a job that required us to be there about 14 hours straight but just working in two different 10 minute segments every hour or so.

Wait, stop me if you've heard this one yet. You had a job in the sex industry, didn't you?

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: McRib is officially back!!!!

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 3:00 pm

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Had the first McRib last night.

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Hatchetman

Post subject: Re: McRib is officially back!!!!

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 3:03 pm

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How many McRibs could you eat? I'm gonna say 4.5.

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spanky

Post subject: Re: McRib is officially back!!!!

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 3:53 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

In college, I had a job that required us to be there about 14 hours straight but just working in two different 10 minute segments every hour or so.

Wait, stop me if you've heard this one yet. You had a job in the sex industry, didn't you?

Frank never - ever - beats a topic into the ground. Always fresh material for that guy.

(Seinfeld quote about a Cubs topic)

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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: Re: McRib is officially back!!!!

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 4:45 pm

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Hatchetman wrote:

How many McRibs could you eat? I'm gonna say 4.5.

I could eat 5 if I hadn't consumed anything the entire day. Then I would need to go purchase some Colon Blow.

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bigfan wrote:

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: McRib is officially back!!!!

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 6:20 pm

spanky wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

In college, I had a job that required us to be there about 14 hours straight but just working in two different 10 minute segments every hour or so.

Wait, stop me if you've heard this one yet. You had a job in the sex industry, didn't you?

Frank never - ever - beats a topic into the ground. Always fresh material for that guy.

(Seinfeld quote about a Cubs topic)

I was in the porn industry.

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jimmypasta

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Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 6:24 pm

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under the name of: Dr. Dick Lesserson

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Chus

Post subject: Re: McRib is officially back!!!!

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 7:48 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

spanky wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

In college, I had a job that required us to be there about 14 hours straight but just working in two different 10 minute segments every hour or so.

Wait, stop me if you've heard this one yet. You had a job in the sex industry, didn't you?

Frank never - ever - beats a topic into the ground. Always fresh material for that guy.

(Seinfeld quote about a Cubs topic)

I was in the porn industry.

I believe your screen names were Woody Long, and Rod Steel.

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: McRib is officially back!!!!

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 9:46 pm

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Bagels wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

W_Z wrote:

mcdonald's triathalon challenge:

12 mcrib's
20 hamburgers/cheeseburgers
60 mcnuggets

ooooooh...

You'd have to cut everything in half. You saw what ~50 nuggets did alone. It wasnt a pretty sight.

i like the idea though.......you could also spread it out across 3 different restuarants
10 McRibs
10 Doritos Locos tacos
10 bowls of Wendy's chili

that's a good idea too! the first two i think i could do...but to chase that with 10 bowls of chili...good lord...the humanity...

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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: Re: McRib is officially back!!!!

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 9:54 pm

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When will we be having the "Pump lard and crap into our veins" contest?

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I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

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Colonel Angus

Post subject: Re: McRib is officially back!!!!

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 10:43 pm

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Eaglo Jeff wrote:

When will we be having the "Pump lard and crap into our veins" contest?

Twinkies will have their turn in April.

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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: Re: McRib is officially back!!!!

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 10:45 pm

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Colonel Angus wrote:

Eaglo Jeff wrote:

When will we be having the "Pump lard and crap into our veins" contest?

Twinkies will have their turn in April.

Well I want Erin to be my nurse (in proper outfit) then as I'm having a coronary.

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bigfan wrote:

I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: McRib is officially back!!!!

Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 4:23 pm

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spanky

Post subject: Re: McRib is officially back!!!!

Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 4:25 pm

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Bagels wrote:

I would eat those just like that if they had sauce and pickles.

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Im pretty hammered right now.

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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: Re: McRib is officially back!!!!

Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 11:58 pm

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Had an order last night. Dry sauce. Almost was going to go back through and complain, but was too hungry to deal with it.

Most. Disappointing. McRib. Ever.

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bigfan wrote:

I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: McRib is officially back!!!!

Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2013 12:19 am

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They have McRib-like sandwiches in the frozen food aisle at da Jewels. They're only $1 each.

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K Effective

Post subject: Re: McRib is officially back!!!!

Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2013 6:47 am

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Ribwich Commercial:
Like a rib, it tastes like liberty,
Like a rib, with a bun of sesame
Announcer: We start with authentic letter graded meat, and process the hell out of it, until it's good enough for Krusty!
Krusty: Try my new Krusty Ribwich.. mmmmm! I don't mind the taste!

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Chus

Post subject: Re: McRib is officially back!!!!

Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2013 9:18 am

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K Effective wrote:

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Hank Scorpio

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Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2013 5:13 pm

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K Effective wrote:

The animal we made it out of went extinct.

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K Effective

Post subject: Re: McRib is officially back!!!!

Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2013 8:19 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

K Effective wrote:

The animal we made it out of went extinct.

Ribhead: The Cow?

Krusty: Think smaller

Ribhead: The Pig?

Krusty: Think more legs

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IkeSouth

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Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2013 10:43 pm

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Eaglo Jeff wrote:

Had an order last night. Dry sauce. Almost was going to go back through and complain, but was too hungry to deal with it.

Most. Disappointing. McRib. Ever.

yeah well i went to culvers the other night, first fast food in probably 4 months... and they didnt even give me a top bun. it was a shitty chicken sandwich without one of its buns. i didnt complain either. just made a mental note: do not eat fast food anywhere, anytime, for any reason.

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Beardown

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Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2013 10:51 pm

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Saw Burger King's commercial for a $1 BBQ Rib sandwich. Trying to compete with the McRib. Which is better?

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W_Z

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Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2013 7:48 am

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i don't even want to find out.

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Bagels

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Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2013 8:04 am

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Burger King is pretty much worse than school cafeteria food now

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: McRib is officially back!!!!

Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2013 1:39 pm

Beardown wrote:

Saw Burger King's commercial for a $1 BBQ Rib sandwich. Trying to compete with the McRib. Which is better?

That sandwich looked disgusting…in a commercial. Think how nasty it must be in real life.

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T-Bone

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Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2013 1:47 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Beardown wrote:

Saw Burger King's commercial for a $1 BBQ Rib sandwich. Trying to compete with the McRib. Which is better?

That sandwich looked disgusting…in a commercial. Think how nasty it must be in real life.

If anyone is looking for me to try and review it, let's just say I saw it on the menu a few weeks ago the last
time I was at BK and I turned my nose up at it right away along with their shredded pork sandwich.

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