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PostPosted: Thu Nov 14, 2013 1:58 pm 
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I believe its also acceptable at the forest preserve.


Rest stops, as well.

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I don't back up enough. That's the way to go. When you have ass bags who fly through parking lots, being able to pull forward out of your spot is much safer.


Exactly. And don't forget the folks walking around staring at their phone with earplugs in.


Backed into my spot at UPS over lunch. Boom.

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Douchebag wrote:
I believe its also acceptable at the forest preserve.



Hahaha I've heard about that one!

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I believe its also acceptable at the forest preserve.



Hahaha I've heard about that one!


You HEARD about it. A friend of a friend, right? :lol:

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 14, 2013 3:22 pm 
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I believe its also acceptable at the forest preserve.



Hahaha I've heard about that one!


You HEARD about it. A friend of a friend, right? :lol:


No, I made the mistake of backing in once and was solicited. Quite uncomfortable as I had no idea why gay men kept approaching me. It makes me wonder, is there some way I could park that would attract females?

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I believe its also acceptable at the forest preserve.



Hahaha I've heard about that one!


You HEARD about it. A friend of a friend, right? :lol:


No, I made the mistake of backing in once and was solicited. Quite uncomfortable as I had no idea why gay men kept approaching me.

I'll bet you never went back there.

It makes me wonder, is there some way I could park that would attract females?

I think the car matters for that, now how you park.

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It makes me wonder, is there some way I could park that would attract females?

Yes, park in an expensive car


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It makes me wonder, is there some way I could park that would attract females?

Yes, park in an expensive car


I was kidding of course because I'm happily married and have never had an issue with approaching women. Speaking of cars, I'll get my 2014 Audi S4 sometime around Christmas. I had to special order it to get what I wanted. Imu would be proud.

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denisdman wrote:
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I believe its also acceptable at the forest preserve.



Hahaha I've heard about that one!



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My tacoma has a back up camera so backing into spaces is easy and quick as fuck.
That being said I usually pull in and really only back in when robbing a bank.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 14, 2013 8:10 pm 
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My tacoma has a back up camera so backing into spaces is easy and quick as fuck.
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The wife's Equinox does, too. Pretty much helps me target the neighborhood kids when I try to hit them as I'm backing out.

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Darkside wrote:
My tacoma has a back up camera so backing into spaces is easy and quick as fuck.


What, were your mirrors broken?

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The worst is people who do it in time sensitive situations like parking at the train.


This would be the only time I take issue with it. I mean, either you back in or you back out. Backing in when no one is waiting is the righteous thing to do. You avoid the potential of holding people up because you can drive out as opposed to back out. Add in all SUVs, vans and trucks blocking your sightlines and it makes sense even more.

Always back in when on a motorcycle and the parking lot space is facing downhill.

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My tacoma has a back up camera so backing into spaces is easy and quick as fuck.


What, were your mirrors broken?

What the fuck are you talking about?

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Darkside wrote:
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My tacoma has a back up camera so backing into spaces is easy and quick as fuck.


What, were your mirrors broken?

What the fuck are you talking about?



There is a word for men that need back up cameras.

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There is a word for men that need back up cameras.

Two things, I don't NEED one, it comes standard but it is quite sweet, particularly when you've got a load of something in the back and you can't see in your rearview... and it's cool because it shows precisely where you need to stop if you want to lower your tailgate on a loading dock, and precisely where your bumper is, also quite handy.

Second, eat me.

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OKC would never approve of this thread , Bagels.


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extending a corollary to this nomination: people who hold up an entire parking aisle waiting for someone to leave a space

now of course if its a situation where a lot is full, you have no choice. i have no issue with that

but saturday i'm out at Target and some asswipe is blocking everything to wait for a spot, when there are open spots like 3-4 cars down. people really are that lazy. by the time they wait for the better spot they could have already been inside the store


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The time it takes for a driver to vacate a spot is directly proportional to whether someone is waiting.

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Yeah, people make me fucking sick waiting for spots to save 15 feet walking.

Fat bastards.


Last week I got the evil eye from some cuntface who was backing into his spot as the train was pulling up. I had 30 seconds to park, put the token in and get on the train. I dont have time for your non sense


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