If he was smoking weed he would have been buying Funions not coke.

I'm guessing that shit was laced with PCP. That's the origin of Obamacare right there.

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Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

In all the many years that I drank alcohol, I bought and used cocaine exactly zero (0) times.

I hereby demand this man's resignation.

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I think you may be taking Rick literally when he's being sarcastic


Ive taken every post he's made in this to say "what ridiculous non beliveable excuse"


I, too, believe he should resign

StoneRoses '16

We all know marijuana is a gateway drug. Now we find out that alcohol may be too? I guess D.A.R.E. missed that lesson.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Why the fuck should he resign? If his district wants a party animal as their rep who the fuck are guys in New York and the Chicago suburbs to deny them that right? I'm signing up at cojible.com right now to support this great American.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I only want my politicians using moral drugs.

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Keep voting for Michael Grimm then. I like my presidents to party.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Did they know he was a party animal?

I think not doing cocaine during your term is a reasonable request. Maybe that should be agreed to offiically beforehand.


Also, if he ever supported any sort of harsher penalties for and/or testing on drugs, then he's out


Not to mention he's stupid enough to buy it from a D.E.A. agent. That guy is no leader!

You know what happens when you elect guys that don't drink, smoke, or do drugs? Richard Nixon.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

The guy who won America's Got Talent?

He got more votes than the President.

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Nobody said about not drinking or getting high. Hell, Ill amend it to Dont get caught doing cocaine

If nominated, I would definitely run for President. I may, however, have to concede Rhode Island. For personal reasons, I cannot and will not make any campaign stops there.

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He's a drug test welfare recipients guy.

Yeah, see that's what I thought.

But since a congressman is disgraced every day, I wasnt sure this was him

Drug Test all elected officials monthly!

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

If elected officials are going to vote on making welfare recipients be drug tested, then it should include all people receiving government money, including politicians.

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And if they fail a test, crucify them on PPV television.

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After torturing them.

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Stop drug testing.

Immediately turn over all funds for drug testing to Wal Mart employees

I agree. As far as I'm concerned, career politicians are welfare receipients.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I agree. As far as I'm concerned, career politicians are welfare recipients.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

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He is from Florida, where they think it is a good idea to drug test welfare recipients, to solve a non-existent problem.

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

My president is Sanjaya.

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

He's headed to rehab. Hopefully he is able to stop drinking so much so he doesn't accidentally buy cocaine.

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The Short List:

1. Politicians I Know
2. Politicians I know who don't drink < 2%
3. Politicians I know who do not or have not ever engaged in unsavory behavior < 2%

Likelihood of being able or, more importantly, wanting to vote for a+b+c? 0

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