DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO TONIGHT!?!?

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PROBABLY NOT!!????!!!!!?!!###$^^&$&&**@

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I'm liking this Blazers team, so i'll watch. Hipster Portland fans are not going to be happy if their team becomes relevant again.

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YEAH IMMA GO AND WANK IT TO FRED ARMISEN AND THAT DROOPY LOOKING JEW BROAD FROM SLEATER-KINNEY BECAUSE PORTLANDIA MAKES ME WETTER THAN BERNSTEIN DISCOVERING A STORY ABOUT A KID WHO GOT A KNEE INJURY SIMILAR TO HIS BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO ESCAPE THE CLUTCHES OF A CATHOLIC PRIEST WHO BLAMES HIS PEDOPHILIA ON THE CTE HE DEVELOPED FROM PLAYING HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL AS A YOUT....

but yeah, if nothing else the mental image of me wanking it to fred armisen should be a gift to this board that keeps on giving.

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portland is the weirdest place in america

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has he left saturday night live yet, or is he basically gonna be the tim meadows of the 00s/10s?

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now theyre saying rose isnt playing as many minutes to save him for the playoffs. he is 24 years old.



and hes totally OK with it, because you know, if he doesnt do well, at least he, wont be doing it, for as long, every game.

http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2013 ... -thibodeau

#firesale

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teague looking really good

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deng with double double in the 2nd qtr

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rose playing a little better but hes still playing so fucking wild... its like hes trying to be like he used to be but he just cant quite do it.

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derrick tore his right acl

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Adidas must really be kicking themselves now.

IF Rose tore his ACL, you gotta blow this team up...championship window is closed

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

whats scary is there wasnt even a broken play, he was just running goes to turn around and it popped. looked like the kobe injury. i think the roids are finally catching up to derrick. you all thought i was crazy to trade him after the first busted knee.

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Noah not being in there is just stupid

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

Not everyone thought you were crazy. Well, in general, yea...but not about trading Rose.

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CSFMB 2014 Nascar Pick 'em Champion

We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

someone should print an ad in the miami paper... "Dear miami, we will trade #drose for #lebron straight up"

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When I first met Fred Armisen he was playing drums in a noisy post-punk band called Trenchmouth. Damn, that motherfucker wanted to be famous. And watch out, Sini, spanky and his Insane Sleater-Kinney Clown Posse are about to come heavy for you for dissing Carrie.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

i didn't diss her, i just called her the [religion] broad. that's it. and i'll bite... what was it about armisen that made you think that?

also, this thread is priceless going back and watching ike instantly realize what's up with rose. he's likely called it a day or two b4 it's official

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He just did. He wanted to perform and be famous. I think he'd tell you that himself. If he couldn't do it playing in a band, he didn't mind doing it as a comedian.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

i can't say i'm a huge fan of his work, tho you have to give him credit. he got to nail abby elliott for awhile. i guess he finally left SNL to go back to relative-obscurity before he gets bailed out with some part in a sitcom in a couple'a years.

btw, if i wanted to stalk fred armisen i'd go dig up ip addresses off of his wikipedia page cuz it's pretty obviously he's had a hand in writing it. not quite as funny as kaplan's, but still pretty damn obvious.

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