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PostPosted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 9:45 am 
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I bet he never even had his rectum probed in a fraternity initiation!


You mean like this -

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PLEDGE LOSES TESTICLE AFTER HORRIFIC NIGHT OF HAZING
by COLLEGE FIX STAFF on NOVEMBER 25, 2013

A horrific night of hazing at Wilmington College in Ohio has left one pledge with one less testicle and a fraternity under investigation.

Believe it or not, the pledge in question is being a rather good sport about the whole affair – saying the recent incident was an accident – and while that is probably true, a description of the alleged hazing is cringeworthy and has authorities very upset.

The Smoking Gun obtained a copy of a search warrant affidavit and reports:

The basement of the (Gamma Phi Gamma frat) house contained about three inches of water and the pledges were ordered to “lie on the floor and imitate a swimming action.” They were then directed to “strip completely nude except for the blindfold” and had “a substance described as being like ‘Icy Hot’ applied to their nipples, back, buttocks and scrotum.”

After having limburger cheese stuffed in their mouths, the pledges were each given a “ball of stuffing” and ordered to “simulate having sexual intercourse with it.” …

The pledges were then hit with “towels and shirts that had the ends balled up in knots” or which had “items tied inside them to inflict pain.” (The pledge), 19, was struck in the testicles with “a towel fashioned as a weapon,” according to an affidavit sworn by Wilmington Police Department Detective Brian Kratzer.

He “went to the ground immediately in pain and was clutching himself in the groin.” Frat members eventually got him to his feet so they could conclude the hazing by stuffing vinegar-soaked bananas into the mouths of the three men (who were told the item was “poop or sh*t”).

After the initiation, (the pledge) complained of significant pain in his testicles. He was transported to a local hospital where he underwent surgery to have a testicle removed as a result of “damage caused to him when he was struck by the towel.” Detective Kratzer also noted that he had “large bruising and contusions upon much of his upper torso resulting from being struck during the initiation.”



That's some old school hazing. In Evanston we have the cautionary tales of Leighton Mount who was killed in an NU hazing incident and Arthur Persinger who was hung upside down under a pier for a couple days until he was discovered by a fisherman. Back in the 20s the term "rush" actually meant something. Freshman rushed sophomores and tried to snatch their canes.

Northwestern: Chicago's Big Ten Hazing Champions

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 9:50 am 
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I was only thrown into a sorority basement in my underwear blindfolded while girls covered us in makeup while reading erotica. Then they disappeared leaving us all with blue balls. Talk about cruelty!

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I was only thrown into a sorority basement in my underwear blindfolded while girls covered us in makeup while reading erotica. Then they disappeared leaving us all with blue balls. Talk about cruelty!



or at least they sounded like girls.

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It sounds like those young lads were having a fantastic night up until the guy lost his nut. Reminds me of an enjoyable evening me and some friends had at a bar on the north side called "The White Swallow" it started innocently enough. Snooker...assless chaps...rodents...


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It sounds like those young lads were having a fantastic night up until the guy lost his nut. Reminds me of an enjoyable evening me and some friends had at a bar on the north side called "The White Swallow" it started innocently enough. Snooker...assless chaps...rodents...
Did Richard Gere attend?

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I got an orchiectomy from Les Testicle.


Is that a new line from Saab?

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Is that a new line from Saab?


Pasta dish at a new place on Rush.

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Franklin lost both testicles earlier this month.

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And the banana I ate afterwards wasn't even soaked in vinegar...

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And the banana I ate afterwards wasn't even soaked in vinegar...


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And the banana I ate afterwards wasn't even soaked in vinegar...

I just love bonanzas and cream.

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And the banana I ate afterwards wasn't even soaked in vinegar...

I just love bonanzas and cream.



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Yes, we have no bonanzas!

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Don Tiny wrote:
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I got an orchiectomy from Les Testicle.


Is that a new line from Saab?


I think it is the antagonist in the next Hobbit movie

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He is, how many vacation days does a radio host need? Is it that hard to host a radio show?

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