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PostPosted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 11:17 am 
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You do know it takes longer than 15 minutes to boil potatoes, right?


We're talking labor requirement here. You don't actually have to watch the potatoes boil.

Were you the guy who boiled his potatoes for potato salad for like an hour?

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I think you are talking about me. I boil them for forty minutes, and it's the best potato salad you will ever eat.

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are you including the time it takes to bring the water up to a boil?

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For the record, I can make a terrible thanksgiving dinner in an hour and a half.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 11:20 am 
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are you including the time it takes to bring the water up to a boil?


No.

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I am thankful that Hatchetman is not preparing my Thanksgiving feast this year.

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I am thankful that Hatchetman is not preparing my Thanksgiving feast this year.


You can be doubly thankful my mother is not preparing your Thanksgiving feast.

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If you think it only takes a couple hours to make Thanksgiving dinner, then you've taken a bold step forward in being a leading retard on the board.


I could make thanksgiving dinner in two hours (not including time bird is in oven).
1. Turkey add salt put in oven. 5 minutes.
2. Stovetop stuffing 5 minutes
3. Peel and boil potatoes, add a pound of butter, mash. 15 minutes
4. Throw several bags frozen veggies in a pot, low heat, add buter 5 minutes.
5. Throw heat and serve rolls in the toaster oven. 5 minutes.
6. Request guest bring cheese or dips
7. Open Cook's sparkling wine

Turkey Dinner Boom under two hour.


Stove top stuffing? Come on Man!

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I can't believe I'm the one who has to say this. Come on dolphin, do your job!

Tell your damn wife to make Thanksgiving dinner - 5 seconds

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Unless you are 90 years old or disabled, there's no excuse for not making your own Thanksgiving dinner. You got the day off for God's sake. What else have you to do? You can't spend a couple of hours to do something special for your family/friends? Next time maybe just send them a gift certificate to Applebees.

aight, rant over. Commence flaming. :lol:


If you think it only takes a couple hours to make Thanksgiving dinner, then you've taken a bold step forward in being a leading retard on the board.


There is a ton that goes into it. We host turkey day every year. Wednesday night, we will start preparing the vegetables, and my wife will make the stuffing (potatoes, Jimmy Dean pork sausage, onions, and sage).

After dinner on Thursday, we make a turkey stock. Friday, we make soup, with rice, and the leftover turkey and veggies.



Blah blah blah blah, I just want to know what your beer schedule will be.

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I had to have Thanksgiving at a restaurant last year and it was too depressing for words. I don't say that often.

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I can't believe I'm the one who has to say this. Come on dolphin, do your job!

Tell your damn wife to make Thanksgiving dinner - 5 seconds

Dolphin's pimp hand apparently disappears for the Holidays.

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For the record, I can make a terrible thanksgiving dinner in an hour and a half.


I can make the same meal in 89 minutes.

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Headed to the GF's grandma's house on Thanksgiving. I really don't like most of the side dishes there, so I will be making this. At least there's one I will enjoy.

http://www.myrecipes.com/m/recipe/carro ... 001990020/

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I'm going to spend Thanksgiving with Favre Fan eating nuggets.

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
For the record


What do you have that actually verifies this? Source?

Boilermaker Rick wrote:
I can make


You're not really making anything. You're basically combining things that other people made and presenting it in a different form. People grew corn, potatoes, etc. You're living off their work. But, if you want to take credit for it.

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a terrible thanksgiving dinner


Have to disagree here also. I hear you combine a tremendous Thanksgiving dinner.

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in an hour and a half.


The act of combining can be done much more quickly. I think you're exaggerating here but I don't understand the point you're trying to make.

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I'm going to spend Thanksgiving with Favre Fan eating nuggets.

Good luck with that plan. Something will pop up with FF. But, hey, bright side is you'll be able to eat his share too.


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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
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For the record


What do you have that actually verifies this? Source?

Boilermaker Rick wrote:
I can make


You're not really making anything. You're basically combining things that other people made and presenting it in a different form. People grew corn, potatoes, etc. You're living off their work. But, if you want to take credit for it.

Boilermaker Rick wrote:
a terrible thanksgiving dinner


Have to disagree here also. I hear you combine a tremendous Thanksgiving dinner.

Boilermaker Rick wrote:
in an hour and a half.


The act of combining can be done much more quickly. I think you're exaggerating here but I don't understand the point you're trying to make.
Keep it up and I'll steal your bit by talking to your kids.

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Keep it up and I'll steal your bit by talking to your kids.


You'll never be able to compete with the bond that we share.

This year the children are just paying me to stay away from them during the holidays. There were no lawyers involved at all. It's a blessed season.

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There were no lawyers involved at all. It's a blessed season.



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Unless you are 90 years old or disabled, there's no excuse for not making your own Thanksgiving dinner. You got the day off for God's sake. What else have you to do? You can't spend a couple of hours to do something special for your family/friends? Next time maybe just send them a gift certificate to Applebees.

aight, rant over. Commence flaming. :lol:


If you think it only takes a couple hours to make Thanksgiving dinner, then you've taken a bold step forward in being a leading retard on the board.


There is a ton that goes into it. We host turkey day every year. Wednesday night, we will start preparing the vegetables, and my wife will make the stuffing (potatoes, Jimmy Dean pork sausage, onions, and sage).

After dinner on Thursday, we make a turkey stock. Friday, we make soup, with rice, and the leftover turkey and veggies.



Blah blah blah blah, I just want to know what your beer schedule will be.


I have been loading up the fridge, and I'm making a run to Two Brothers tomorrow, to fill two growlers. There is no beer schedule. It's all improv, like jazz.

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Chus wrote:
There is no beer schedule. It's all improv, like jazz.

Kind of Blue Moon
The Shape of Ales to Come
Time Stout
Giant Schlitz
In a Silent IPA
Out to Liquid Lunch!
Bitches Brew

I'll stop now.

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Hatchetman wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
If you think it only takes a couple hours to make Thanksgiving dinner, then you've taken a bold step forward in being a leading retard on the board.


I could make thanksgiving dinner in two hours (not including time bird is in oven).
1. Turkey add salt put in oven. 5 minutes.
2. Stovetop stuffing 5 minutes
3. Peel and boil potatoes, add a pound of butter, mash. 15 minutes
4. Throw several bags frozen veggies in a pot, low heat, add buter 5 minutes.
5. Throw heat and serve rolls in the toaster oven. 5 minutes.
6. Request guest bring cheese or dips
7. Open Cook's sparkling wine

Turkey Dinner Boom under two hour.

I made mine in 4 minutes at Whole Foods yesterday.

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Curious Hair wrote:
Chus wrote:
There is no beer schedule. It's all improv, like jazz.

Kind of Blue Moon
The Shape of Ales to Come
Time Stout
Giant Schlitz
In a Silent IPA
Out to Liquid Lunch!
Bitches Brew

I'll stop now.


Sadly, this post gets maybe 5% of the recognition it should. It's not "Mingus Dew", "Dexterade", or "Mango Reinhardt" good, but it's good.

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very clever. just noticed. I like Heading Weiss.

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Chus wrote:
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If you think it only takes a couple hours to make Thanksgiving dinner, then you've taken a bold step forward in being a leading retard on the board.


There is a ton that goes into it. We host turkey day every year. Wednesday night, we will start preparing the vegetables, and my wife will make the stuffing (potatoes, Jimmy Dean pork sausage, onions, and sage).

After dinner on Thursday, we make a turkey stock. Friday, we make soup, with rice, and the leftover turkey and veggies.



Blah blah blah blah, I just want to know what your beer schedule will be.


I have been loading up the fridge, and I'm making a run to Two Brothers tomorrow, to fill two growlers. There is no beer schedule. It's all improv, like jazz.


I think I'm headed to Half Acre tomorrow. I'm off and need to get out of the house, so the GF can sleep.

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