Damnit man you can't drink gin straight. That's just wrong.
It belongs in tonic. It belongs witb vermouth.
Like you belong in an asylum. You belong with meds.

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I like one ice cube in scotch.

Ice cube sucked after nwa. Big pussy.

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We belong to the light
We belong to the thunder
We belong to the sound of the words
Weve both fallen under

Oh, the things I've done with one ice cube...

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You know me like that.

You ever thought that vermouthless gin may be my meds and this place is my asylum?

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Did you defeat deebo, hunt a giant snake, own a barbershop or be a police captain for a couple high school invaders?

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Wow. You... You just blew my mind dude.

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I think he lost one in a couch cushion and it melted on his leg.

That was Spike Lee.

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lolz. it had egg and crushed corn chips in them.

was weird though. so i got stoned again today and drove to the store. meat, onion, breadcrumbs, fried onions, beans, cream of mushroom, iodized salt, cranberry juice for a vodka drink.

meatballs, baked green beans, and instant mashed potatoes. HOLY FUCK DID IT TURN OUT GOOD. and the best part is i wont feel sick from eating it #subwaycardboard

so much better then the other night that it doesnt even seem like ive had the same thing for 3 days.

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i kinda feel sick reading about it

I'm a Johnnie Walker man myself. I'll be the first to admit a high-priced single malt is lost on me. Besides that, my drink is the classic highball better known today as Scotch & soda. I will be the first to acknowledge it's a sin to pour soda water over something like The Macallan or The Balvenie.

Which brings me to the trend of craft cocktails and the snobby assholes that make them. Recently- and more than once- I've been met with a reluctance to give me a Scotch & soda. These bartenders have given me the soda on the side with the implication that my choice of drink is somehow gauche. I didn't order a fucking Scotch with a soda back, you motherfucker. They are also stingy with the ice cubes as if they are protecting the integrity of the drink. This is all rather amusing considering they often have no problem defiling Royal Lochnagar by using it in a $25 Blood & Sand.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I don't like balvenie.