Black Friday Shoppers

bigfan · **Posted:** Tue Dec 03, 2013 8:00 am

You fools bought 2.8 Mill TOWELS!

$1.74 for a 6 pack of washclothes!

This was Walmarts biggest seller on Black friday.

TVs 2 mill and Tablest 1.4 Mill, but WASHCLOTHES!!! 2.8M

I guess it really is worth sleeping out, or waking up at 4 AM to fight a bunch of white trash to get your $1.74 towels.

GO GET A JOB, or GO TO WORK!!

Bagels · **Posted:** Tue Dec 03, 2013 8:05 am

what if that is the only day those shoppers can afford to buy towels ?

bigfan · **Posted:** Tue Dec 03, 2013 8:38 am

WHAT IF, they are just low lifes that attend a Black friday event for no real reason than that they think they are getting a deal. Morons

Here. 48 towels for 1$

http://www.dollartree.com/household/kitchen-dining/linens-towels/Large-Microfiber-Bar-Mop-Towels/500c526c533p322458/index.pro

denisdman · **Posted:** Tue Dec 03, 2013 8:41 am

Bagels wrote:

what if that is the only day those shoppers can afford to buy towels ?

If that is the case, then they might do well to follow BF's advice about getting a job.

bigfan · **Posted:** Tue Dec 03, 2013 8:43 am

denisdman wrote:

Bagels wrote:

what if that is the only day those shoppers can afford to buy towels ?

If that is the case, then they might do well to follow BF's advice about getting a job.

Shhhhh...they are all well employed.

and these TOWELS were 'Washclothes" AKA Rags!

Frank Coztansa · **Posted:** Tue Dec 03, 2013 8:59 am

Why do you care so much, bigfan?

denisdman · **Posted:** Tue Dec 03, 2013 9:01 am

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Why do you care so much, bigfan?

That question could be asked in just about any thread on this board.....

Bagels · **Posted:** Tue Dec 03, 2013 9:05 am

bigfan wrote:

WHAT IF, they are just low lifes that attend a Black friday event for no real reason than that they think they are getting a deal. Morons

Here. 48 towels for 1$

http://www.dollartree.com/household/kitchen-dining/linens-towels/Large-Microfiber-Bar-Mop-Towels/500c526c533p322458/index.pro

these lowlifes and their wanting towels !!!!! its gonna be a long eternity in hell for them !

Douchebag · **Joined:** Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:03 pm **Posts:** 43572

http://score670.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=75&t=83451

denisdman · **Posted:** Tue Dec 03, 2013 9:15 am

Douchebag wrote:

http://score670.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=75&t=83451

Wait wait, we could create a whole series of thread based on various Black Friday subgroups:

Black Friday Nudists
Black Friday Drunks
Black Friday Protestors
Black Friday Scamsters
Black Friday Nihilists
Black Friday Poopers

etc etc

Brick · **Posted:** Tue Dec 03, 2013 9:28 am

Didn't C_Howitt_Fealz buy like 50,000 towels from China and then was selling them out of his trunk or something?

bigfan · **Posted:** Tue Dec 03, 2013 9:29 am

denisdman wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Why do you care so much, bigfan?

That question could be asked in just about any thread on this board.....

Its Frank, he follows my posts all over the board and has 1 of 3 responses

A- You are so stupid
B-Why do you care so much
C-You are Obsessed.

all very ironic

spanky · **Posted:** Tue Dec 03, 2013 9:36 am

You are missing the standard procedure of these shoppers (like me):

Go early to get the one/two "big" items that you have your eyes on, but then see huge bins full of $1.00 socks/wash cloths/etc - and pick up a few of these since you are there anyway and they are only a $1.

good dolphin · **Joined:** Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm **Posts:** 82235

I go to stand in line for the camaraderie. I don't even go into the store once they open.

I wonder what kind of line you could get if you offered black Friday deals at a liquor store.

spanky · **Posted:** Tue Dec 03, 2013 9:44 am

good dolphin wrote:

I go to stand in line for the camaraderie. I don't even go into the store once they open.

I wonder what kind of line you could get if you offered black Friday deals at a liquor store.

700 people stood in line outside of Binny's for some crappy Bourbon beer from a Budweiser brand last week. It wasn't even discounted.

bigfan · **Posted:** Tue Dec 03, 2013 9:45 am

spanky wrote:

You are missing the standard procedure of these shoppers (like me):

Go early to get the one/two "big" items that you have your eyes on, but then see huge bins full of $1.00 socks/wash cloths/etc - and pick up a few of these since you are there anyway and they are only a $1.

I am happy I fully dont get the concept of a standard procedure of these shoppers

Douchebag · **Joined:** Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:03 pm **Posts:** 43572

spanky wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

I go to stand in line for the camaraderie. I don't even go into the store once they open.

I wonder what kind of line you could get if you offered black Friday deals at a liquor store.

700 people stood in line outside of Binny's for some crappy Bourbon beer from a Budweiser brand last week. It wasn't even discounted.

I like my beer, but I would never wait in that kind of line for it. I felt awful waiting in a line for about 10 minutes when I stopped at 3 Floyd's this past weekend.

spanky · **Posted:** Tue Dec 03, 2013 9:46 am

bigfan wrote:

spanky wrote:

You are missing the standard procedure of these shoppers (like me):

Go early to get the one/two "big" items that you have your eyes on, but then see huge bins full of $1.00 socks/wash cloths/etc - and pick up a few of these since you are there anyway and they are only a $1.

I am happy I fully dont get the concept of a standard procedure of these shoppers

My kids don't need new socks for the next 20 years. Unless their feet grow.

sjboyd0137 · **Posted:** Tue Dec 03, 2013 9:48 am

Back in Michigan this weekend, my sister in law was at both Target and Wal Mart on Thursday night, and back at it at like 4 on Friday morning.

My wife and I looked through the ads, and found a few things we wanted to pick up that were heavily discounted. We went to Meijer at like 10 in the morning after a stop for breakfast, and got everything we were after for said discounted price. I call that a win for anti Balck Friday shoppers everywhere.

bigfan · **Posted:** Tue Dec 03, 2013 9:48 am

spanky wrote:

bigfan wrote:

spanky wrote:

You are missing the standard procedure of these shoppers (like me):

Go early to get the one/two "big" items that you have your eyes on, but then see huge bins full of $1.00 socks/wash cloths/etc - and pick up a few of these since you are there anyway and they are only a $1.

I am happy I fully dont get the concept of a standard procedure of these shoppers

My kids don't need new socks for the next 20 years. Unless their feet grow.

...but are you all good on Washclothes?

bigfan · **Posted:** Tue Dec 03, 2013 9:49 am

sjboyd0137 wrote:

Back in Michigan this weekend, my sister in law was at both Target and Wal Mart on Thursday night, and back at it at like 4 on Friday morning.

My wife and I looked through the ads, and found a few things we wanted to pick up that were heavily discounted. We went to Meijer at like 10 in the morning after a stop for breakfast, and got everything we were after for said discounted price. I call that a win for anti Balck Friday shoppers everywhere.

Making your SIL "Not Samart"

sjboyd0137 · **Posted:** Tue Dec 03, 2013 9:51 am

bigfan wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

Back in Michigan this weekend, my sister in law was at both Target and Wal Mart on Thursday night, and back at it at like 4 on Friday morning.

My wife and I looked through the ads, and found a few things we wanted to pick up that were heavily discounted. We went to Meijer at like 10 in the morning after a stop for breakfast, and got everything we were after for said discounted price. I call that a win for anti Balck Friday shoppers everywhere.

Making your SIL "Not Samart"

That's usually an easy task.

rogers park bryan · **Joined:** Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm **Posts:** 81625

BigFan, you're gonna be looking for a wash cloth someday

bigfan · **Posted:** Tue Dec 03, 2013 10:14 am

rogers park bryan wrote:

BigFan, you're gonna be looking for a wash cloth someday

Who ya kidding! I was there at Thursday sleeping out, I am just trying to mock everyone else so next year I can grab more crap!

rogers park bryan · **Joined:** Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm **Posts:** 81625

bigfan wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

BigFan, you're gonna be looking for a wash cloth someday

Who ya kidding! I was there at Thursday sleeping out, I am just trying to mock everyone else so next year I can grab more crap!

Brick · **Posted:** Tue Dec 03, 2013 10:18 am

It's easy to lose towels when you bathe in a crick. No surprise that Wal-Mart sold a lot of them.

bigfan · **Posted:** Tue Dec 03, 2013 10:21 am

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

It's easy to lose towels when you bathe in a crick. No surprise that Wal-Mart sold a lot of them.

2.8 M

rogers park bryan · **Joined:** Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm **Posts:** 81625

bigfan wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

It's easy to lose towels when you bathe in a crick. No surprise that Wal-Mart sold a lot of them.

2.8 M

They probably made their employees buy them with threats of dismissal

Kirkwood · **Posted:** Tue Dec 03, 2013 10:25 am

I went to Menard's 5 minutes before it opened at 6am. Just needed to pick up one thing. I don't know why I thought no one would be waiting outside Menard's. There had to at least 200-300 people in line. They had to have shown up at least an hour beforehand and that morning it was like 15 outside. Once inside I saw a lady take a whole box of “doorbuster” rawhide dog bones (~15 of them) for 5.99. The next day when I went to Menards to pick up some stuff I saw the regular price at $6.99. Doorbuster!!! :lol:

I also saw a guy have 7-10 toasters in his cart because they were $3.00. 1. Everyone has a toaster so that’s a shitty gift. 2. If you’re going to give me a toaster it better be an upgrade. Not a shitty $3.00 one.

rogers park bryan · **Joined:** Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm **Posts:** 81625

Kirkwood wrote:

I went to Menard's 5 minutes before it opened at 6am. Just needed to pick up one thing. I don't know why I thought no one would be waiting outside Menard's. There had to at least 200-300 people in line. They had to have shown up at least an hour beforehand and that morning it was like 15 outside. Once inside I saw a lady take a whole box of “doorbuster” rawhide dog bones (~15 of them) for 5.99. The next day when I went to Menards to pick up some stuff I saw the regular price at $6.99. Doorbuster!!! :lol:

I also saw a guy have 7-10 toasters in his cart because they were $3.00. 1. Everyone has a toaster so that’s a shitty gift. 2. If you’re going to give me a toaster it better be an upgrade. Not a shitty $3.00 one.

One year they had a crazy run on winter coats.

Why dont they do this shit 5 or 6 times a year?

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