I went to Menard's 5 minutes before it opened at 6am. Just needed to pick up one thing. I don't know why I thought no one would be waiting outside Menard's. There had to at least 200-300 people in line. They had to have shown up at least an hour beforehand and that morning it was like 15 outside. Once inside I saw a lady take a whole box of “doorbuster” rawhide dog bones (~15 of them) for 5.99. The next day when I went to Menards to pick up some stuff I saw the regular price at $6.99. Doorbuster!!!

I also saw a guy have 7-10 toasters in his cart because they were $3.00. 1. Everyone has a toaster so that’s a shitty gift. 2. If you’re going to give me a toaster it better be an upgrade. Not a shitty $3.00 one.

Does anyone over the age of say......2......really use a wash cloth? I can't remember the last time I used a wash cloth.

Feel free to take out someguy too.

Chill, man. The Neverending Story is on, maybe that will put the brakes on your bloodlust.

I go to stand in line for the camaraderie. I don't even go into the store once they open.

I wonder what kind of line you could get if you offered black Friday deals at a liquor store.

Is there something wrong with two hands and a bar of soap?

I bought 46 bars of soap for a quarter on balck Friday.

I think you need some kind of scrubbing abrasive surface for decent cleaning or your balls might not be as clean as they should be.
So we learned today that Spanky's balls are not quite that clean.

700 people stood in line outside of Binny's for some crappy Bourbon beer from a Budweiser brand last week. It wasn't even discounted.

I think you need some kind of scrubbing abrasive surface for decent cleaning or your balls might not be as clean as they should be.
So we learned today that Spanky's balls are not quite that clean.

Crappy beer?

But to say it's "crappy" is nothing short of moronic, though I guess I shouldn't expect anything more from you. Your beer-related comments are usually short-sighted and full of ignorance.