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Brick

Post subject: Texts you never want to receive

Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 3:11 pm

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From my wife: "Please dvr the Sound of Music Live tonight".

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: Texts you never want to receive

Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 3:12 pm

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BRick is coming to dinner

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Hatchetman

Post subject: Re: Texts you never want to receive

Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 3:13 pm

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badrogue17 wrote:

BRick is coming to dinner

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Texts you never want to receive

Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 3:16 pm

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badrogue17 wrote:

BRick is coming to dinner

Don't worry. I'm sending Don Tiny in my place.

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: Texts you never want to receive

Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 3:26 pm

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Getting my ass kicked by Don is still the less painful event.

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Texts you never want to receive

Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 3:27 pm

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Carrie Underwood is in it. Maybe she will have a wardrobe malfunction.
I bet she has nice hills.

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Texts you never want to receive

Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 3:27 pm

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i'm late

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Texts you never want to receive

Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 3:28 pm

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Darkside had a good one he posted a while back. DW sent him a text that said she "got a STD from Phil"

STD = 'save the date'

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Hockey Gay

Post subject: Re: Texts you never want to receive

Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 3:29 pm

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Toews is out for the year

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Hockey Gay

Post subject: Re: Texts you never want to receive

Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 3:29 pm

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Bears re-signed Cutler

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Texts you never want to receive

Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 3:32 pm

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Bagels wrote:

i'm late

leave earlier.

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Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Texts you never want to receive

Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 3:33 pm

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Bagels wrote:

i'm late

That's why I need to dvr it.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Texts you never want to receive

Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 3:43 pm

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

From my wife: "Please dvr the Sound of Music Live tonight".

My wife has been on me to set the DVR for it since the first time she saw the commercial a month ago. I'm hoping this is truly live, and not some bullshit, and I'm hoping for someone to fuck something up.

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: Texts you never want to receive

Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 3:45 pm

Joined: Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:25 pm
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reply: "You want me to pick up Damp Vagina Rags? "

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Texts you never want to receive

Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 3:51 pm

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

From my wife: "Please dvr the Sound of Music Live tonight".

Pasta has a good point though. Carrie Underwood dancing around for 2 hours isn't all that bad. There are a lot worse things the wife can make you watch

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Texts you never want to receive

Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 3:52 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

From my wife: "Please dvr the Sound of Music Live tonight".

Pasta has a good point though. Carrie Underwood dancing around for 2 hours isn't all that bad. There are a lot worse things the wife can make you watch

Who's wife makes you watch anything?

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Texts you never want to receive

Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 3:52 pm

Joined: Sun May 11, 2008 4:11 pm
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Frank, how is the situation with your wife and parents?

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Texts you never want to receive

Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 3:55 pm

Joined: Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:57 pm
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Frank Coztansa wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

From my wife: "Please dvr the Sound of Music Live tonight".

Pasta has a good point though. Carrie Underwood dancing around for 2 hours isn't all that bad. There are a lot worse things the wife can make you watch

I'm going to go drink in the garage.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Texts you never want to receive

Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 3:57 pm

Joined: Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm
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She's dead for sure. What now?

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Texts you never want to receive

Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 3:58 pm

Joined: Wed Nov 01, 2006 1:10 pm
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Douchebag wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

From my wife: "Please dvr the Sound of Music Live tonight".

Pasta has a good point though. Carrie Underwood dancing around for 2 hours isn't all that bad. There are a lot worse things the wife can make you watch

Who's wife makes you watch anything?

Frank's watching the Sound of Music tonight :lol:

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Texts you never want to receive

Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 3:59 pm

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

From my wife: "Please dvr the Sound of Music Live tonight".

Pasta has a good point though. Carrie Underwood dancing around for 2 hours isn't all that bad. There are a lot worse things the wife can make you watch

I'm going to go drink in the garage with the car running.

fixed

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: Texts you never want to receive

Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 4:01 pm

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Tell your wife to download the app that allows you to record stuff from your phone. I have Comcast and use it all the time.

#ForYourCable

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: Texts you never want to receive

Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 4:02 pm

Joined: Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:13 pm
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I'd watch Carrie Underwood in anything. I, too, will be drinking in the garage. Probably not my own. Maybe SHARK's Grocer's garage/freezer section.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Texts you never want to receive

Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 4:09 pm

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badrogue17 wrote:

Getting my ass kicked by Don is still the less painful event.

At least you'll know that I care.

Happy Holidays .......

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Texts you never want to receive

Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 4:34 pm

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It was terrible earlier in the week. She said some pretty hurtful things, and I responded by doing the same. Had nothing to do with my parents believe it not. That part of it was fine, then there were some issues between me and her. We didn't talk at all on Monday, but have smoothed things out since and will continue to get things back to normal.

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Last edited by Frank Coztansa on Thu Dec 05, 2013 4:35 pm, edited 1 time in total.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Texts you never want to receive

Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 4:35 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

It was terribly earlier in the week. She said some pretty hurtful things, and I responded by doing the same. Had nothing to do with my parents believe it not. We didn't talk at all on Monday, but have smoothed things out since and will continue to get things back to normal.

Make up sex?

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Texts you never want to receive

Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 4:38 pm

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

Pasta has a good point though. Carrie Underwood dancing around for 2 hours isn't all that bad. There are a lot worse things the wife can make you watch

I'm going to go drink in the garage.

I'll drink and screw around on my computer. She will give me the heads up is something catastrophic happens.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Texts you never want to receive

Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 4:40 pm

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@ douchebag

Frank, glad to hear things are on the mend. Marriage is such a wonderfully strange thing. It can be the best thing in the world and it can be the worst thing. Good news is you stay committed to each other and it will get better. You will work your way through these issues and be even stronger. Best of luck.

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: Texts you never want to receive

Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 4:42 pm