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Zizou

Post subject: Men who say "I have to pee."

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 2:34 pm

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Castrate yourself.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Men who say "I have to pee."

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 2:39 pm

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Is there anything you're NOT right about?

100% approved

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: Men who say "I have to pee."

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 2:47 pm

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Agreed. My go to is "Bee arr bee. I have to tinkle."

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Men who say "I have to pee."

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 2:50 pm

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Im weird with stuff like this. Certain words and phrases just bother me.

I prefer to say "I have to go to the little boys room" as the waitress approaches with the check

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Men who say "I have to pee."

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 2:50 pm

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I don't care for the whole "I have to piss" phrase either or the real mature adults that make comments about having to "drain the main vein". Why say anything? Go do your business and go on with life.

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: Men who say "I have to pee."

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 2:52 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Im weird with stuff like this. Certain words and phrases just bother me.

I prefer to say "I have to go to the little boys room" as the waitress approaches with the check

It's why I loved my trip to Europe a few months ago. They call it the toilet. Was wonderful to say "I'm going to the toilet" without anyone batting an eye, except for my GF at least.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Men who say "I have to pee."

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 3:10 pm

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I say "I have to go make pee pee". Is that better?

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I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Men who say "I have to pee."

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 3:10 pm

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RFDC wrote:

"I gotta go see a man about a horse" - I think is appropriate, except possibly at weddings.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Men who say "I have to pee."

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 3:13 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

RFDC wrote:

"I gotta go see a man about a horse" - I think is appropriate, except possibly at weddings.

For you Dr. Ken that is completely acceptable

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
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Frank Coztansa wrote:

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Men who say "I have to pee."

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 3:16 pm

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There's too much urinary freedom in this society. I'm proud to hold it in. It builds character.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Men who say "I have to pee."

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 3:17 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

There's too much urinary freedom in this society. I'm proud to hold it in. It builds character.

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Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

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Telegram Sam

Post subject: Re: Men who say "I have to pee."

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 3:19 pm

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I just go with "I'll be right back." Adds an air of mystery.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Men who say "I have to pee."

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 3:19 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

There's too much urinary freedom in this society. I'm proud to hold it in. It builds character.

Nice!

I am mad at myself for not thinking of this one.

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Furious Styles

Post subject: Re: Men who say "I have to pee."

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 3:34 pm

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I pensively place my index finger on my chin and then utter "I believe I'll urinate."

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Men who say "I have to pee."

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 3:36 pm

Sometimes I mix it up a little and go with, "I now choose to pee."

People usually find that interesting.

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Zizou

Post subject: Re: Men who say "I have to pee."

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 3:55 pm

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Zizou approved:

Drain the weasel.
Take a piss.
Use the facilities.
Go to the board room.
And my father's favorite "Where's the shitter?"

Side note: I do like the expression "Go piss up a rope."

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Hatchetman

Post subject: Re: Men who say "I have to pee."

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 3:57 pm

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can I still say "I have to go poopy?"

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Men who say "I have to pee."

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 3:58 pm

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We are all adults. I prefer "Gotta hit the head." If you don't like it, I don't like you anyway.

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Zizou

Post subject: Re: Men who say "I have to pee."

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 3:58 pm

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Only in the context of an adult baby fetish fantasy.

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spanky

Post subject: Re: Men who say "I have to pee."

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 3:59 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

There's too much urinary freedom in this society. I'm proud to hold it in. It builds character.

Gary Miller was way funnier.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Men who say "I have to pee."

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 3:59 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

We are all adults. I prefer "Gotta hit the head." If you don't like it, I don't like you anyway.

Hatred

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Men who say "I have to pee."

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 4:01 pm

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Zizou wrote:

Side note: I do like the expression "Go piss up a rope."

I've only heard that ever in the deragatory sense ... as in 'go piss up a rope and chew on the wet end' ... an extended remix of 'fuck you' essentially.

Why hasn't Moises "Pissyfingers" Alou made an appearance in this thread?

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spanky

Post subject: Re: Men who say "I have to pee."

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 4:02 pm

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Don Tiny wrote:

Why hasn't Moises "Pissyfingers" Alou made an appearance in this thread?

BF banned him after he was chosen to be the Midwest Urea Expert?

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Men who say "I have to pee."

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 4:06 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

"I gotta go see a man about a horse"

My father used to say that.

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Men who say "I have to pee."

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 4:07 pm

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Zizou wrote:

Side note: I do like the expression "Go piss up a rope."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7M3EEHYkJ0

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Men who say "I have to pee."

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 4:10 pm

How about "I gotta go to the can and burn a mule"?

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Men who say "I have to pee."

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 4:11 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

How about "I gotta go to the can and burn a mule"?

Johnny B? Blue Oyster Cult?

I'm burnin', I'm burnin', I'm burnin' a mule ....

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Men who say "I have to pee."

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 4:15 pm

Don Tiny wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

How about "I gotta go to the can and burn a mule"?

Johnny B?[/i]

That is probably the hardest I've ever laughed at anything on the radio when he played that answering machine greeting.

In adult hindsight, it was likely fake but it was funny at the time.

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Jaw Breaker

Post subject: Re: Men who say "I have to pee."

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 4:41 pm

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Chus wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

"I gotta go see a man about a horse"

My father used to say that.

Yeah, mine too, though he would sometimes say he had "to go make a pair of pants for a fish."

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Men who say "I have to pee."

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 4:52 pm

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At my age I say: Excuse me,I might have just gone pee-pee.

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