Per Hub's instructions, got my drink ready and settling in.

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Haven't listened in a while but he still hasn't had sex with a dude.

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Per Hub, Laurence won't be back in the evenings for a while.

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Hub talking broken bones.

Herb silently fuming.

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Horrible segment so far.

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I'm gonna check this shit out.

My first impression, this can't go well when you're doing "Ask Herb" with a 60+ year old Jewish guy as a host. Ask Herb with Larry is one thing. Cant work with Hub.

Especially when Herb responds to a caller saying...

Herb: Man, bang that white bitch, who the hell cares what her boyfriend thinks? So what if he's kind of your friend. Always bang the white bitch!!!! No matter what. That's my cardinal rule in life.

Hub:

In fact, I think Herb will be a little hesitant to say shit like that with old Hub there. It's kind of like your Dad being there. It has to make Herb hesitant and a little bit reserved. Larry would do the fake "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha" to Herb telling the caller to bang the white bitch. You won't get that from Hub.

Herb = boxer briefs

Who's Ethan?

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The people not happy that LoHo isn't coming back. Hub breaking news to them.

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Hub saying Sly has no talent and kudos to him.

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That's terrible news.

How do I get people to call me Maestro?

That's somebody here, right?

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Per Herb, really bad to pay for sex. It's there for you - paying is unnecessary.

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Did you hear Hub just skip over Herb's response to a caller asking about geting a hooker? Hub was disgusted. He quickly moved along

Like I said, Hub can't be a part of it. It's Hub for the love of God. He's probably thinking to himself "Why am I doing this shit with this dumb ass producer."

Ex Bears announceer, former respected NFL writer and Publisher. Now he's moderating a segment where some black dude calls in and asks Herb if he should get a hooker?

That's because Hub is cool with paying for sex.

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If Herb's going for a pizza he can get everyday, he's going Home Run Inn.

There isn't one around him but he'll smash it daily. Oh yeah, they're a sponsor. So he'll eat a pizza daily that's nowhere near him.

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Therapist could get disbarred for dating a client.

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This shows you how great LoHo is. This segment is death.

Used to be can't miss radio.

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Hub quickly ends this thing and saying "Alright, that's it for "Ask Herb" when we come back I'm gonna interview a football guy."

You can almost hear him muttering under his breath "What has happend to me?"

Herb has no idea how uncomfortable Hub was in doing this. C'mon Herb. You've gotta be smart enough to read this situation. Hub won't say anything to you out of white guilt. But you can't do this with Hub anymore.

Gridiron! Calling out that he was hanging with Herb last weekend.

Inside jokes from Grid. CSFMB connection.

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Not just a "football guy" - Ask Herb cut short to interview someone from HubArkush.com.

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You are a glutton for bad radio.

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

I'm bored. Lay off.

Herb was right about you.

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Well, do you agree Doc? Hub was uncomfortable with it and Herb doesn't realize it.

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

No. Hub has always been uncomfortable with this segment which is why he cuts it short.

Herb totally realizes it and sounds almost nervous to respond. Segment doesn't work that way.

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Always? I thought this was the first time with Hub.

Ok. I'll take your word. Maybe Herb would have gone a little bit harder with Larry.

Both of them are uncomfortable then. Herb doesn't want to talk about banging with an old white man. Hub doesn't want to talk about banging with anybody, least of all Herb.

But Herb has to tell Hub to end it. Cuz Hub won't do it cuz he'll think he is hurtings Herb's feelings (and he's scared Herb will think he's a racist). It's one of these type of deals. They both don't want it. Yet both are scared to say it to each other.

I'm good at reading situations as you all know.

Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.

You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't work.

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You're way off on this one Beardown. Hub gets respect from the brothers. All a Big Black Stud has to do is take one look at that little gold stud in Hub's ear and he knows he's down.

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I'm the hunted one. You think too much of me, kid. I am not that clever. All I want is a truce.



Doc: (Asks to go to the bathroom)

CSFMB: It's finally gonna happen!!!!

Beardown: It's my play you dumb asses, you don't think I already removed the gun from the stall?

Doc: Fuck!!!!

Beardown:

Hub's a decent listen when he is subbing in for a regular. He has general sports knowledge. The only caveat being his "football expertise."

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