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 Post subject: OB Dammit!!
PostPosted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 8:37 pm 
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Why has OB been missing the past three weeks?

Dude got pissed off his smoke detector was blaring for no reason. Went up to the top rung of the ladder to reach it (failing to adhere to rule of three contacts points at all times). Tore it off the ceiling. Fell backwards off ladder. Busted coffee table with back of head.

Not bad for a nearly 80 year old dude!

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 Post subject: Re: OB Dammit!!
PostPosted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 8:44 pm 
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Wrong section.

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Doug and OB not happy.

O'Brien outcoached us. Forte sucked.

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 Post subject: Re: OB Dammit!!
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Yes, O'Brien.

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doug said he was embarrassed to have worn the same uniform. uncharted levels of rage tonight.

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This show is awesome.

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 Post subject: Re: OB Dammit!!
PostPosted: Sun Dec 22, 2013 11:44 pm 
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yea...I've never heard them this pissed off before.


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Peoria Matt wrote:
yea...I've never heard them this pissed off before.

Not since DICK JAURON.

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 Post subject: Re: OB Dammit!!
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Doug not a fan of Shea.

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OB sounds like shit. his voice is gone.

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Great meatball show tonight for sure!

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 Post subject: Re: OB Dammit!!
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Outcoached by Chip O'Brien.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Outcoached by Chip O'Brien.

:lol: now that would be a bad night

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 Post subject: Re: OB Dammit!!
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why are they shredding forte?? he usually is a great pass blocker

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Urlacher's missing neck wrote:
why are they shredding forte?? he usually is a great pass blocker


Collinsworth was saying that too. That he was a bad blocker before Trestman's crew came in. BS.

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 Post subject: Re: OB Dammit!!
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OB, Peppers made more money sitting on the toilet than you made your entire career. :lol: :lol:

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:lol: That's good.


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 Post subject: Re: OB Dammit!!
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Was that Les Grobstein, or was it just someone who communicates with Les Grobstein through spirit bubbles?

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Just cracked some 25-year Glenlivet and the show is almost over and North's show is over.

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Big Doug firing the brimstone. "The Eagles spread their god-damn ass all over the field!" :lol:

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I can't tell who's the antecedent of "their." Did the Eagles spread the Bears' ass (and roger it), or did they spread their own ass (and shit in the Bears' mouths)? I'm having a lot of trouble here.

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I can't tell who's the antecedent of "their." Did the Eagles spread the Bears' ass (and roger it), or did they spread their own ass (and shit in the Bears' mouths)? I'm having a lot of trouble here.


I took it as the former. :shock:

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this guy is pretty drunk. he isnt horrilby slurring but he is all over the place. love it!!!!

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This caller sounds like a Wally Phillips caller from Tinley Park.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Just cracked some 25-year Glenlivet and the show is almost over and North's show is over.

Boy, you're sure slumming it tonight.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Just cracked some 25-year Glenlivet and the show is almost over and North's show is over.

Boy, you're sure slumming it tonight.


Not a scotch guy. It's my backup when I'm out of Tito's.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Just cracked some 25-year Glenlivet and the show is almost over and North's show is over.

Boy, you're sure slumming it tonight.


Not a scotch guy. It's my backup when I'm out of Tito's.

You blow.

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 Post subject: Re: OB Dammit!!
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Thanks. I like to be consistent.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Thanks. I like to be consistent.

You never disappoint.

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