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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: 1/3: Is this the last day for Uncle Teary & Fake Bernste

Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2014 3:05 pm

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The position coach is the real villain here, not Frazier.

Kirkwood wrote:

Also fuck Chris Kluwe. His message is a good one but he's such a fucking sanctimonious prick. Oh cool you play WoW? Great, you're a deadspin commenter? You post on Reddit?! Just fuck off.

AGREE WITH EVERY WORD. I'd share Dan's anger if the player in question were anyone but fucking Chris Kluwe, the moth of the internet.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: 1/3: Is this the last day for Uncle Teary & Fake Bernste

Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2014 3:06 pm

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Kirkwood wrote:

Also fuck Chris Kluwe. His message is a good one but he's such a fucking sanctimonious prick. Oh cool you play WoW? Great, you're a deadspin commenter? You post on Reddit?! Just fuck off.

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billypootons

Post subject: Re: 1/3: Is this the last day for Uncle Teary & Fake Bernste

Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2014 3:07 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

...I don't know...it's still the Bear defense...how bad was the accident...did he have one working limb?

He was a paraplegic.

So he probably had a harder time raising his hand as he rolled past Conte. I'll give it to you.

43 of gordon's 67 yards that game came on a garbage time TD pass where you guessed it: Chris Conte was late getting over to the sideline to break up the deep pass while playing cover 2.... watching the highlight just now... conte literally was 25 yards off the line of scrimmage at the snap....backed up 5 more yards after the snap.... there was no WR running a pattern near him other than gordon... and conte was still late getting over (taking a bad angle too boot).... Conte is amazingly bad at football.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: 1/3: Is this the last day for Uncle Teary & Fake Bernste

Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2014 3:08 pm

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conns7901 wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

conns7901 wrote:

Curious Hair wrote:

How dare he fire Gay Rights Warrior And Average But Overpaid Punter Chris Kluwe!!!

He was only average because the special teams coach asked him to kick higher and shorter because their coverage sucked.

Kluwe is a little smug though, isnt he?

Well I thought his article while in training camp with the Raiders this summer was interesting. In the article he admitted the other guy was better and that was before he got cut.

Yeah, he's a thoughtful guy. I think he's falling in love with himself since he became the gay rights warrior

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: 1/3: Is this the last day for Uncle Teary & Fake Bernste

Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2014 3:09 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

conns7901 wrote:

Curious Hair wrote:

How dare he fire Gay Rights Warrior And Average But Overpaid Punter Chris Kluwe!!!

He was only average because the special teams coach asked him to kick higher and shorter because their coverage sucked.

Kluwe is a little smug though, isnt he?

More than a little. Even reading that article he comes across as kind of a jag and he wrote it about himself.

What did Frazier do other than relate that the team wanted him to tone down the PR stuff? I'd have to reread it but it seems somewhat reasonable for a coach to try to manage how focused a player is during the season.

Seems like there was some miscommunication since the owner apparently wanted Kluwe to keep speaking.

But the smugness can not be denied

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: 1/3: Is this the last day for Uncle Teary & Fake Bernste

Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2014 3:09 pm

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Kirkwood wrote:

Didn't Dan definitely say there would be no stigma to a player announcing they're homosexual in a NFL locker room?

Also fuck Chris Kluwe. His message is a good one but he's such a fucking sanctimonious prick. Oh cool you play WoW? Great, you're a deadspin commenter? You post on Reddit?! Just fuck off.

yeah, see this is what im talking about

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: 1/3: Is this the last day for Uncle Teary & Fake Bernste

Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2014 3:10 pm

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Seems like it would be an easy thing to get to the bottom of. Sounds like there were many witnesses to the gay-hater coach's statements.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: 1/3: Is this the last day for Uncle Teary & Fake Bernste

Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2014 3:10 pm

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Kluwe's just taking the fact that he plays at a non-brain-damaging position and lording it over everyone. Poor Brian Urlacher can't even spell reddit.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: 1/3: Is this the last day for Uncle Teary & Fake Bernste

Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2014 3:12 pm

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Dan Bernstein will not stand for someone saying they want to wipe out a mass amount of people just because he disagrees with a choice they have made.

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: 1/3: Is this the last day for Uncle Teary & Fake Bernste

Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2014 3:14 pm

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City of Fools on?

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: 1/3: Is this the last day for Uncle Teary & Fake Bernste

Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2014 3:15 pm

Hey! Bernsie's back and now we know where Lance Briggs plays! :cheers:

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: 1/3: Is this the last day for Uncle Teary & Fake Bernste

Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2014 3:15 pm

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I'm glad Dan is getting a chance to flex his social-justice muscles before it's time to sing the praises of giant corporations.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: 1/3: Is this the last day for Uncle Teary & Fake Bernste

Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2014 3:15 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Hey! Bernsie's back and now we know where Lance Briggs plays! :cheers:

Golden Corral?

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Brick

Post subject: Re: 1/3: Is this the last day for Uncle Teary & Fake Bernste

Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2014 3:16 pm

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Who would have guessed that the biggest victim of anti-gay sentiment would be Chris Kluwe? Let's not worry about the injustices that gay people have to deal with. A kicker couldn't find a job because he did too many radio interviews!

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Kirkwood

Post subject: Re: 1/3: Is this the last day for Uncle Teary & Fake Bernste

Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2014 3:16 pm

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It's quite fitting Kluwe is both a reddit and deadspin poster. Encapsulates him perfectly.

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conns7901

Post subject: Re: 1/3: Is this the last day for Uncle Teary & Fake Bernste

Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2014 3:18 pm

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Dan Bernstein will not stand for someone saying they want to wipe out a mass amount of people just because he disagrees with a choice they have made.

Unless they're fans of Penn st

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conns7901 wrote:

Not over yet.

Yes it is.

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Dave In Champaign

Post subject: Re: 1/3: Is this the last day for Uncle Teary & Fake Bernste

Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2014 3:20 pm

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pittmike wrote:

City of Fools on?

Yes, and a golf clap for "weakside linebacker Lance Briggs."

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: 1/3: Is this the last day for Uncle Teary & Fake Bernste

Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2014 3:21 pm

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I wonder if he was making some sort of political statement when he would always punt directly to Devin Hester.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: 1/3: Is this the last day for Uncle Teary & Fake Bernste

Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2014 3:22 pm

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Dave In Champaign wrote:

pittmike wrote:

City of Fools on?

Yes, and a golf clap for "weakside linebacker Lance Briggs."

That makes up for every Hellllooooo boys he's ever done

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Dave In Champaign

Post subject: Re: 1/3: Is this the last day for Uncle Teary & Fake Bernste

Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2014 3:33 pm

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Things I love right now:

-That every coachless team should be searching for a coach exactly like Marc Trestman

-Both of them speaking at length about Seattle defensive coordinator Tom Cable, who is, of course, actually Seattle offensive line coach Tom Cable

-The fact that Detroit's coaching list "sucks" and that "they need. An offensive. Guy." despite the fact that the list includes Ken Whisenhunt, who has appeared in a Super Bowl and demonstrated consistent success anytime he's had a decent QB

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: 1/3: Is this the last day for Uncle Teary & Fake Bernste

Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2014 3:34 pm

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Dave In Champaign wrote:

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: 1/3: Is this the last day for Uncle Teary & Fake Bernste

Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2014 3:35 pm

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You should text that. Whisenhunt also worked here with Big Ben.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: 1/3: Is this the last day for Uncle Teary & Fake Bernste

Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2014 3:36 pm

Dave In Champaign wrote:

-Both of them speaking at length about Seattle defensive coordinator Tom Cable, who is, of course, actually Seattle offensive line coach Tom Cable

They've had a bad year so far in the "knowing things about sports" category.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: 1/3: Is this the last day for Uncle Teary & Fake Bernste

Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2014 3:36 pm

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Touch em all Dave. Well played.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: 1/3: Is this the last day for Uncle Teary & Fake Bernste

Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2014 3:37 pm

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Tresty is the new Theo

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: 1/3: Is this the last day for Uncle Teary & Fake Bernste

Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2014 3:38 pm

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Dave In Champaign wrote:

Jesus, they're spiraling into "Ron Artest doesn't even play defense" territory.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: 1/3: Is this the last day for Uncle Teary & Fake Bernste

Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2014 3:40 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

Dave In Champaign wrote:

Jesus, they're spiraling into "Ron Artest doesn't even play defense" territory.

The Score is dying today.

SCOREPACOLYPSE!

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Hank Scorpio

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Tresty is the new Theo

So the Bears will go 2-14 next year?

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Brick

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Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2014 3:41 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Tresty is the new Theo

So the Bears will go 2-14 next year?

Hopefully.

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City of Fools

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Dave In Champaign wrote:

pittmike wrote:

City of Fools on?

Yes, and a golf clap for "weakside linebacker Lance Briggs."

what exactly did Dan say after that? I had to get some subway.

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