Ok, just put proctologists adds all over the outfield wall and have Ted Williams popsicle night, because it's ALL OVER

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I prefer the Yankee mascot

Belushi...

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This is my signature...

At least it's dignified



Clark the Cub ‏@ClarktheCub 18m
Still figryuing out how 2 tyype with these big pawz. Will gett lessons from @Cubs. Come back soon!!

Bruce Wolf ‏@BruceWolfChi 46s
Cubs intro new mascot named Clark. But don't they already have San Diego Chicken Jed Hoyer, who can't pull off a major deal?

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Brilliant move by Ricketts and marketing dept for a revenue stream. Roommate from St. Louis had Fredbird at his batmitzvah. With Theo/Jed connections Clark the Cub will be booked for years.

Whatever takes the attention off of the tearible product on the field at Wrigley, I guess.

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Glad to see that kujoe got a new job.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

That bear looks terrified, it also looks like it's going to eat that baseball.

Who would do that?

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

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My favorite was WALDO.....I am sure you all remember him

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Curse you Crane Kenny!

jealous of popularity of Sox's werewolf guy.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Pretty sad when the biggest move of the offseason to date is introducing a brand new mascot.

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In 1990's the White Sox were going to bring us "WALDO THE WHITE SOX WOLF"

Thats 3 failed mascots with one just waiting until they find a cure for it.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Wow.

Someone needs to stop this. Now.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

So we see backwards hat & pinstripe uni. I'm guessing rest of his get up is cargo shorts and flips flops.

Is it too much to ask for a mascot to at least have implied genitals?

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

someone remembers the wolf?????

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Shouldn't his number be 106?

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shower shoes.

This from a patent filed by the Sox in 1991.

2 years in development.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Maybe in 25 years the Cubs will get around to hiring Hawk Harrelson too!

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

I get the feeling that you couldn't do it yourself but if you saw Tom Ricketts being murdered by wayward gypsies, you'd whistle and look the other way