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 Post subject: January and February
PostPosted: Mon Jan 06, 2014 3:37 pm 
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Without question the two worst months of the year and third place(August or March) isn't even close.

Cold.
Dreary.
Valentines Day.
Short days.
Only 3 good football weekends(Super Bowl is a decent night but a pretty bad football weekend).
Getting together tax stuff.
Ice.
You feel like it is your duty to improve yourself but deep down you know you won't.
Almost no more days off.

I should move to a place where I can avoid January and February.

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STEINBRENNER: Just let me ask you something. Is it "February" or " February"? Because I prefer "Febuary" and what is this "ru"?

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Purdue basketball.

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RFDC wrote:
Purdue basketball.

:lol: :lol:

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RFDC wrote:
Purdue basketball.
No, that would go in the "March" nomination.

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You feel like it is your duty to improve yourself but deep down you know you won't.


This gave me a little chuckle.

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RFDC wrote:
Purdue basketball.

:lol: :lol:

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Um February does not suck for two big reasons:
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
RFDC wrote:
Purdue basketball.
No, that would go in the "March" nomination.

First you crap on football because it isn't the regular season, and now you are crapping on basketball because it is the regular season... BRick, who you crappin?

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I should move to a place where I can avoid January and February.



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Seconded, thirded, millionth-ed. February in particular is just the absolute fucking worst.

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Yeah but at least it sucks for 3 less days than January.

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feb is at least a short month. and with march comes whispers of spring. january is downright painful. long month, frigid, post holiday decompression...and nothing but more winter in sight.
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newper wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
RFDC wrote:
Purdue basketball.
No, that would go in the "March" nomination.

First you crap on football because it isn't the regular season, and now you are crapping on basketball because it is the regular season... BRick, who you crappin?
You got me all wrong. Purdue basketball is a bad thing about March because they lose quickly, probably in the NIT for this year.

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Dave In Champaign wrote:
February in particular is just the absolute fucking worst.
Racist.


Feb isn't all that bad for me because its a short month and at least I know that spring is just a few weeks away. March can be brutal at times, but typically we get a few nice days towards the middle/end of the month so thats always nice to look forward to. The last 4 years my first golf round of the year has been in March, so when I think that its possible to be out playing golf in 8-10 weeks, and that spring training games will be on TV/radio in about 7 weeks, getting thru these winter months becomes a bit easier.

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Dave In Champaign wrote:
February in particular is just the absolute fucking worst.
Racist.


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There are 3 non-exhibition football games left until late August.

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1 football game left. The Polar Vortex is returning.

We can't even celebrate today's birthday.

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on the plus side, there are only 11 days left until the howard stern birthday bash.
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What have we done to deserve this?

Is it that we as a country have turned our back on religion and this is punishment from an angry and vengeful God?

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What have we done to deserve this?

Some asshole had a "Fuck you, Winter AHHAHAHAH" thread a couple years ago. Its probably retribution for that.


Unfortunately, its deleted, so we'll never know who to blame
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Today is the second day this week that my daughter's school is closed. Makes sense today as we got two inches of snow followed by a half an inch of ice.
We are out of snow days, and they refuse to extend the school year so instead they are eliminating days over spring break. After today, my daughter's spring break will be Good Friday and that's it.

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Let me state, that at least until March 15th, I think that marriage should only be between a man and a woman.

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http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/amazing-scenes-severe-storm-encases-slovenian-town-ice-1434997

It could be worse I guess.

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

It could be worse I guess.


not much
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Bagels wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:

It could be worse I guess.


not much


I love winter, the cold, the snow, all of it. It is starting to now grate on me.

I was out this morning clearing the driveway in my $5000 suit!
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chaspoppcap wrote:
Um February does not suck for two big reasons:
Daytona 500
My birthday


Happy Birthday.

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/amazing-scenes-severe-storm-encases-slovenian-town-ice-1434997

It could be worse I guess.


i wanna say there was a story like this about wisconsin years back...i remember seeing cars encased with ice. it was pretty ridiculous.
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