I was just driving home with my wife when he said this.

My wife goes, "He doesn't sound like a ladies man."

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Someone from the board needs to call and fuck with him.

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Why stop? I assume he does that enough for himself.

Is Herb on telling everyone how right leary is? poor herb....

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Side-piece Saturday.

Wouldn't you need a first piece?

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Larry taking off Super Bowl Sunday to hang with his guys.

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That last call was from here, right? About just asking out Cheryl Scott?

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You know me like that.

The best part of that was Laurence discussing how "just because you're on TV, everyone assumes you're dating."

Followed by more "she's like my little sister" comments.

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You know me like that.

What, you never secretly recorded your little sister dancing?

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-- source

Fuck bitches

Obtain women

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

That's funny, JP.

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That's what guys say when they can't give it to the girl they want to get it.

I used to like or feel bad for sir and now I just want to punch him from what you guys say. Terrible radio, terrible guy.

What's he supposed to say though?

Im a fucking mid 30's comic book guy, who has trouble getting laid even thought im quasi famous in a major market?

He doesn't have trouble though. Don't let the haters sway you RPB.

Anyone else find it humorous that his show is sponsored by the Low T Clinic?

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Don't base an entire segment on the premise that you have no problems getting laid. Why even go there at all? Just tell us which celebrities would get it.

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-- source

Do you get texts from Desmond Clark or Lance Briggs?

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-- source

That really is great. My son made me take the exact same picture of him. He obviously has a bright future.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Actually, though, he was telling a story the other day in which he said "I'm not a handsome guy"...and I felt like that was too brutal.

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To thine own self be true.

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Some humility would do him wonders.

I heard the end of Lawrence's show on Monday evening. He thought it would be a good idea (and didn't understand why) for more teams to not jump offsides due to re-acting to Peyton Manning's pre-snap antics, and instead just watch the ball.

If it were that easy Lawrence, everyone would be doing it, not to mention, not many teams have a defense have as good as Seattle.

The LE shouuld just watch the ball. No way he gets completely flattened by the tackle who knows the snap count in that situation.

Amazingly creepy still!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

SOLUTION:

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

laurence flashing the inverted pentagram in his captain america shield picture? well at least there's no mystery as to how he's achieved his fame and 300k/yr fortune, eh? =D

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My peerants couldn't come from the 'burbs fast enough.

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Got accepted to Yale...in case anyone wondered.

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You know me like that.

Didn't answer if he thought he'd have been able to get into UofC.

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You know me like that.